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To be a real cowboy or more specifically being a guy with a cowboy hat and a revolver, often a Magnum 45.
Ægte Cowboy:"I am a Ægte Cowboy and this is my cowboy stick" Then the Ægte Cowboy hits the nearest man (not a woman) in the head with his cowboy stick.
by Den Ægte Cowboy May 16, 2019
Bruce bent over willingly after the party and Steve lacerated his cowboy muffin with his vivacious tongue and then proceeded to lubricate, penetrate and ejaculate. After which he repeated the above steps.
by KY-5000 November 05, 2011
A Cowboy Mike is someone who doesn’t eat anything other than meat or cheese with the possible ketchup packet here and there.
by Ab4420 July 20, 2021
A certain breed of ranch hand who prefers a type of chaps constructed holly of sewn together rhinoceros anuses.
The tanned and cured rhinoceros anal dermis is known to be both durable and breathable.
Additionally, it has been found to have repellant qualities, deterring large Savannah predators, such as lions and rich old white men.
The tanned and cured rhinoceros anal dermis is known to be both durable and breathable.
Additionally, it has been found to have repellant qualities, deterring large Savannah predators, such as lions and rich old white men.
Did you see that man over there in the produce section, Beth? He looks to be a true-blue Rhinhole Cowboy. So sexy in his rhino-anus chaps and ten gallon wildebeest pube hat!
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 18, 2017
by L2D tr1ppa March 15, 2010
Cowboy kaiden is a dude who goes to a school. He wants to be a cowboy so everyone calls him cowboy kaiden or just cowboy. He is also hot and has nice muscles
by Girlyoullneverknow April 05, 2022