noodle chute

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

hey, dude, plug the noodle chute!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Noodle Folk

Someone who cooks and prepares noodles.

"Po, we are noodle folk."

-Kung Fu Panda

by rollercoasterkid April 09, 2010

Quang Noodle

1. Another word describing a limp dick. This can be used for any race, not specifically Vietnamese.

2. Named Quang noodles, this dish comes from Quang Nam province. A customary dish of Hoi An (a quaint, riverside town in central Vietnam) where locals and tourists alike settle down to enjoy along with other local specialties at noon.

NEAL wants to "score" with TARA, but due to his quang noodle must abort the mission due to lack of enthusiasm.

by Monnon September 25, 2009

moose noodle

excess vaginal discharge on a g-string

things got so hot, she ended up with a moose noodle

by Aya Coryn August 05, 2009

noodle incident

Something that happened in the past. No one talks about it, no one knows exactly what it was. But everyone agrees that it was something embarassing or bad.

From "Calvin and Hobbes".

(At a 20-year High School Reunion)
Wife: Why is everyone looking at you funny?
Husband: They must not have forgotten the noodle incident.
Wife: You never told me about that. What was it?
Husband: ... ... it was... the noodle incident. (looks away shamefully)
Wife: (goes off to find someone to explain this to her)

by Yet Another Josh Cohen September 22, 2006

Noodle Technique

to masturbate the female genetalia in a circular motion to if you was stirring a bowl of moist freshly cooked noodles

when the female was round the noodle technique was used, she loved it

by bedroom knowledge January 15, 2018

Hide Noodle

A slang term that refers to having sexual intercourse.

Evan: " I heard you are going on a date with Courtney tonight. Are you going to hide noodle? "
Brent: " I hope so bro. I haven't hid noodle in a few weeks. "

by Ploozy October 16, 2021