niffy

British for malodorous.

I was stuck in a lift with a niffy bird.

by G-e September 27, 2005

niff

To sniff and lick at the same time. usually done by a man to a womans vagina.

I want to niff your vagina

by dark lord poon January 4, 2009

niffo

Niffo is Dutch slang for "nephew".

Ewa niffo btr gaan we currywurst eten dan a niffo.

E niffo zeg eerlijk waar je die domme currywurst hebt gekopt dan a zemmel.

Ewa niffo er zit een beetje currywurst saus op je mond a niffo, zemmel!

by A$AP Jopie March 1, 2018

niffum

That thing that you find in your closet after leaving a glass of milk in there for eight years. But it could also be the expression on a gay mans face when a naked woman jumps on his head, or how you find blue lint in your naval after you wore a white shirt for three days.

Ouch my niffum is bleeding.

You ate my niffum right off of my plate!!!

The wild niffums are loose.

by usinthelittlehouse April 15, 2006

niff

A word to say when you don't know what else to say, especially when bored.

"niff"
"your a niffpot"

by niffpot September 25, 2005

Nifkin

Noun. A penis that is wider than it is long. It is rarely seen because it is covered by the foreskin at all times even if the member is circumcised. Tweezers and magnifying glasses may be necessary for proper masturbation. It is also extremely embarrassing to the male party, and usually results in no sexual activity.

ie- 3" wide; .5" long

How are you going to pleasure me with that nifkin? I can't even hold it. I hate you. ...Grow a real penis, or buy a strap-on before you ever try to get with me again. You freak!

by gzill December 19, 2003

Niffenegger

A fairly stupid, bad writer that sleeps with donkeys and hobos. Also a term for that kid in class that always either poops his pants before second period or screams that he has his "man period".

Kid A: Did you see that Niffenegger?
Kid B: Yeah, he's as crazy as bat shit.

Pig: Boy, that cow is a Niffenegger.
Sheep: Sure enough.

by Leilaissofun March 31, 2010