homo-nest

A place often in a wooded or secluded rural area where homosexual men go to have anonymous or on the down-low sexual relations. These areas are often littered by dirty men's underwear, used condoms and empty Gator-aid bottles.

I was hiking the other day and ran across a huge homo-nest, cheap wine bottles and condoms were everywhere!

by 80sHorrormoviesblog May 31, 2013

STD Nest

A person who has every sexual transmitted disease in the book.

Poor John he left with an STD Nest last night.

by brownzack141 October 27, 2016

Nesting Turtle

An adjective used to describe a male/female who has become so obsessed with their partner, they proceed to want to spend every minute of every day with them and talk about them non stop.

Jacob: "I met this girl the other day she's absolutely wonderful I think I want to take her on countless dates and end up marrying her with 3 children....."
Friend: "Please stop talking about her"
Jacob: "But I have to tell you as much about her as humanly possible"
Friend: "Jacob stop being a Nesting Turtle and keep it to yourself!"

by SlayersRUs April 21, 2014

Nest-Hole

A vagina with a cleft lip

Last night I got with this girl with a nest-hole. Her Pussy was comforting and warm but a little ugly. Like it was built with sticks and dirt but I still wanted to live there....is that weird?

by Joshsucksdixncox July 16, 2019

awesome-nest

a word meaning better than awesome, or better yet, most awesome

timmy: did you watch -insert good show here- last night?

ashey: yeah! it was awesome-nest!

by mrs.keehl-sama_mellobeminee January 25, 2009

Bird Nesting

When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.

"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."

"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"

by ElGato212 May 31, 2019

Penis Nest

The folded up wad of toilet paper that men wedge into the front of a portojohn seat to prevent their penis from touching the front, inside, nasty part.

Mike left his penis nest wedged in the seat!

by MolestMyCorpse October 18, 2018