A person who compusively covers the toilet seat with a layer of toilet paper before the elimination of fecal waste.
As soon as he entered the adjoining stall, I recognized him as a nest builder. He was pulling wads and wads of toilet paper off the roll.
by BlackAstro February 18, 2012
by imy maniolia October 21, 2017
When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.
"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."
"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"
"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"
by ElGato212 June 01, 2019
by brownzack141 October 27, 2016
A place often in a wooded or secluded rural area where homosexual men go to have anonymous or on the down-low sexual relations. These areas are often littered by dirty men's underwear, used condoms and empty Gator-aid bottles.
I was hiking the other day and ran across a huge homo-nest, cheap wine bottles and condoms were everywhere!
by 80sHorrormoviesblog May 31, 2013
The act of an expectant parent who designs a website specifically for communicating the details of the birth to family and friends.
During pregnancy the act of preparing the nursery and the house in general is referred to as "nesting." This is generally done by the mother.
Nerd nesting, generally done by the father, is the preparation of a website to announce the birth of the baby.
Nerd nesting, generally done by the father, is the preparation of a website to announce the birth of the baby.
by snakeroot October 20, 2010
The folded up wad of toilet paper that men wedge into the front of a portojohn seat to prevent their penis from touching the front, inside, nasty part.
by MolestMyCorpse October 19, 2018