Thread a needle from 10' away

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away

Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!

by bshoey006 June 29, 2022

Needle Thread

A term used in web browser game "Haxball" that refers to a high quality pass or shot that typically goes between two or more opposing players, and often from a long distance away.

Dude NeyBR hit a nasty needle thread yesterday i'll send you the clip.

And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL THROUGH TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!

by SenseiMingglee December 13, 2023

Pins and needles

common chant

Pins and needles

by GermaniumL November 18, 2025

Needle in a Haystack

Usually used when someone's trying to do the impossible.

It's also used when you're coding

Needle in a haystack coding example:
strpos("haystack", "needle");

by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

Princess Needle

the metal mesh at the inside bottom of the wedding dress

1) E-eeeep! My Princess Needle is loose!
2) You see how wedding dresses have a metal mesh at the inside bottom? What is it called?

A Princess Needle

3) The Princess Needle is so wierd

by Moto. July 4, 2024

Needle Dick Bug Fucker

A disagreeable fellow, a peckerwood, an asshole, a fucktard.

Donald Trump is a needle dick bug fucker. Actually, the entire Republican party consists of needle dick bug fuckers.

by fidness 1957 February 18, 2025

Needle-camel

Someone who cares too much about money, wealth and possessions, to the point where it is unhealthy or greedy.

Originates from the famous biblical idiom “Eye of a needle,“ in which Jesus says that its easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than a rich person to be saved

All those millionaires and their fancy cars and mansions, they’re all a bunch of needle-camels!

by Ferryhouse May 7, 2022