Narft

Verb - When someone ex spells gas from both their mouths and their butts simultaneously

Bobby totally narfted after eating those cheese nachos.

by peterandbeer April 20, 2009

Nartying

To Nap and Party. Hardcore like.

"Hey, are Amy and Brendan passed out?"
"Naw girl, they are just Nartying!"
"Narty, Narty, Narty."

by Paul Giamatti September 14, 2011

napton

Napton is a small village located about 8 miles from Royal Leamington Spa, it is a known fact that the average iq score in napton is that of a 5 year old child with learning disability's, not only that everyone is related meaning 99% of its locals are interbred, enter with caution when visiting you will be mugged as everyone is tighter than a nuns minge.

Where is napton

by Fredenser August 31, 2016

Narutard

People who are blindly affected by the anime series naruto. Often times will claim they have a magical eye and say they're just kidding afterwards. These people soon become less intelligent because of how much the series has blinded them and are mistaken for the mentally impaired.

Person 1:" I'm gonna activate my sharingan on you"
Person 2:"Wtf?! Ur such a narutard"

by MSVSOLAR May 18, 2016

Narp

Weak and useless person

He scored a F in P.E so we called him a narp

by ASAPPPPPO March 22, 2017

Narper

A Narper, is a person who is is a complete idiot, without any brains. a Narper can also be a person who has complete disregard for anyone, or anything, that isn't him/her/ or itself.

Narp, is a word used in the same sense as crap, oh poo, darn it, Sh*t, D*mn It!, and any of the other swear words.

Brian is such a narper. Brian acts like a narper. What the NARP!!! etc...

by Yo Mama, SON!!! April 30, 2012

narpy

A word used to describe gnarly and nappy. Usually used to described a girl with STD's and creep-like tendancies

That narpy girl with all the STD's came into my room.

by fucky-face March 24, 2009