nard

acronym for Not A Real Doctor

psychiatrist, radiologist, pathologist. As in, "I got a psych consult to give a hypertensive HCTZ. NARDs."

by Charlotte January 14, 2008

nardler

to be an annoying or distrubtive person.

Jay kicked the Pooner out of his band for being a nardler.

by $Simo July 27, 2006

Nardo

A fancy way to say nerd

Ew you nardo. Back off unless you want to help me with my homework.

by That.kiddd.maddie March 12, 2017

nard

a nickname for your pointer finger(the one next to your thumb).

Dude, quit tugging on my nard!

by The Gootch October 13, 2006

nard

/nahrd/
-noun
a small compact bud of marijuana, usually of exceptionally high (or even augmented) THC content.

Let's smoke these harsh nards.

by da spliffaman March 25, 2007

Nard

1. NOUN: A distinctive noise that sounds like some sort of bug, often followed by a foul odor.

2. ADJ: A wannabe gangsta; a pussyhoe

3. VERB: to lie about something you are too stupid to cover up

1. "BUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh........"

Leah: What was that noise?

Jamie: Sounds like a nard

Leah: That shit stank

2. Jim: I'll kill all dem pussy niggas in LT

Mike: No you wouldn't. Quit acting like a hard nard

3. Rick: Of course my baby's momma knows about you

Ashley: Why wasn't she happy to hear from me then? I think you are so narding!

by BeckyB.Real February 4, 2010

narducy

italian surname pronounced NAR-DO-CHEE
heavy drinkers.
narducy women tend to have large breasts
strong south-side of chicago accents.
trouble makers, antagonists, loud mouths.
tends to talk one's ear off.
best to keep away from a narducy.

man, shut that narducy asshole up!

by mt greenwood sucks October 17, 2008