MySpace champion

One who appears to be important or popular based on the complexity of their myspace page. Often these people have a massive number of friends/comments, but in reality are considered losers within the social hierarchy. Myspace champions also have lots of photos, and post tons of pointless blogs in a futile attempt to gain online popularity, in false hope that online popularity will lead to even a small amount of social success in the real world.

Normal guy #1 - "Did you know that weird emo girl in our calculus class has a myspace? It's actually quite sophisticated and she has tons of photos!"

Normal guy #2 - "Oh yeah, that's Kayla. She's actually kind of a loser, I don't think she has any real friends."

Normal guy #1 - "I guess she's just another MySpace champion..."

by Francis Zaplan January 20, 2008

myspace bisexual

A girl who makes out with other slutty chicks at parties and then claims to be bisexual because it's trendy to say so and gets people's attention on myspace.

Pretty much any girl on Myspace who lists her sexual orentation as "bisexual". Hence, Myspace Bisexual.

by Dwight Fry July 12, 2006

Myspace Whore

1.A little girl who likes to show her cleavage to the world of online computer predators

or

2.Someone who has so many friends that they could start a second planet

Man 1- YES!! i have finally gotten to 23 Million Myspace Friends!!

Man 2- Dude, you are a fucking myspace whore.

by goldy5 June 24, 2007

myspace

1. (noun) A legal teen dating site in which many pedophiles tend to use to their advantage.

2. (noun) Common and cheap yet effective pickup line in almost every situation.

1. www.myspace.com

2. "Hey dont you have a myspace?"
"Aren't you my friend on myspace"
"hey I popped your myspace cherry, now let's do yours"

by CAM April 18, 2005

myspace sweethearts

The new generation of "High School Sweethearts. Falling in love with someone through comments and messages on myspace and then potentially marrying them once you meet.

Little Timmy to Little Bobby at school in 2020- "yeah, my parents were my space sweethearts when they were younger."

"How'd you meet your wife Jon?"
"We were myspace sweethearts back in the day"

by BritBrit3 June 3, 2006

myspace whore

the typical myspace whore embellishes their pictures, posts needless bulletins, constantly comment/"whores" other people's sites, establishes an identity via myspace

"Are you Blair from myspace?"
"Yes, how do you know me?"
"You're hella a myspace whore!"

by Parissa October 2, 2006

Myspace emo

A person who acts emo on myspace,but are totally normal...and not emo in public.

Frank: dude, that cherleaders hot.
Michael: shes a myspace emo.

by gay McGay sauce July 22, 2007