Elon Musk

Someone with the reputation of a successful businessman and super genius. In reality, he's nothing more than a con artist who buys his way into successful companies and then forces the original owners out. As far as genius goes, his only talent is hyping up bullshit products to get money from investors and the government.

People tend not to notice how stupid he is until he steps into a field they're familiar wit.

Man 1: Have you heard Elon Musk's new car
Man 2: I don't pay any attention to that fraud.

by Drex V. March 31, 2025

elon musk

Slang for the scent a person gives off when they’re sketchy/disappointing.

“I was excited to meet his brother, but the guy had an unsettling elon musk.”

by spearshakes May 18, 2022

Elon Musk

The ceo of SpaceX and a guy that smokes weed.

"Do you know Elon Musk?" - Someone who knows about spacex
"The guy who smokes weed?" - Me

by A guy that is useless June 8, 2020

elon musk boobs

big

elon musk boobs humongs

by urlocalist_plugster March 29, 2025

Musk Wagon

Referring to a Tesla, regardless of car model.

sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a musk wagon

by Musk Wagon May 23, 2023

Musk Rats

Like a Pack Rat but instead collects the pipe dreams of a chosen leader and uses fallacies to prove that they can be a reality.

"Those Musk Rats are really attached to that vacuum".
"Yeah, lets just hope it makes them stop trying to walk on the solar panels".

by TurtleFire December 5, 2020

Elon Musk Handkerchief

The act of using a handkerchief to pleasure a male g spot, and then wiping the handkerchief on the balls.

1: Oh yeah Elon Musk Handkerchief me...
2: ok

by Pissguy9 June 26, 2025