Any person that comes to the party, asks for beer, and then takes it from your fridge against your wishes. Beer mooches are known to invite people you don't know to the party, and will also give them your beer. Any beer mooch's promises to monetarily reimburse you later should be disregarded, as they are typically full of shit to begin with.
Me: Dude, Chuck took beer from my fridge at the barbecue yesterday, after I told him not to! Then he invited over some fuckers I didn't know and gave them my beer!
Jack: Wow, what a fucking beer mooch.
Jack: Wow, what a fucking beer mooch.
by CaptainSaget August 1, 2008
Get the beer mooch mug.A frickin' loser who has no friends so he steals other people's facebook/myspace/twitter/blog friends. He'll troll around, commenting on a friend-of-a-friend's blog and then frickin' name-dropping the only friend he has ever had. For example, "Hello blog writer, I'm Jake's friend. You know Jake and I know Jake, so we'll be friends now because I'm too lame to get my own friends. Even online."
Dude, your friend Sam is such an e-mooch. He thinks just cuz I know you and he knows you that he needs to frickin' comment on my blog and friend me on Facebook and myspace and follow me on Twitter. Tell that e-mooch to get his own electronic friends.
by PotLickers! February 27, 2009
Get the e-mooch mug.A term signifying a significant other, regardless of gender, sexual preference, or marital status. The relationship, however, does require a degree of officiality and mutuality to deserve "moochie goochie" status.
The term, invented in late 2008 in Massachusetts, is still subject to development and revision.
The term, invented in late 2008 in Massachusetts, is still subject to development and revision.
EXAMPLES OF "MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Greg and Tina are involved in a relationship. Tina is Greg's "moochie goochie," just as Greg is Tina's.
Bob and Dan have been partners for twelve and a half years. Bob is Dan's "moochie goochie" and vise versa.
Adam and Stacy are newly-weds. Stacy is Adam's "moochie goochie," and the reverse is also true.
EXAMPLES OF "NON-MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Brian and Sara met at a party, hooked up, and engaged in a one-night stand. Neither one is the other's moochie goochie, and they never were moochie goochies at ay point in the night.
Linda is totally into Tim, but Tim not so into Linda. Plus, Tim is sort of seeing Elizabeth. As much as Linda wants it to be true, Tim is not her moochie goochie, and she not his.
Greg and Tina are involved in a relationship. Tina is Greg's "moochie goochie," just as Greg is Tina's.
Bob and Dan have been partners for twelve and a half years. Bob is Dan's "moochie goochie" and vise versa.
Adam and Stacy are newly-weds. Stacy is Adam's "moochie goochie," and the reverse is also true.
EXAMPLES OF "NON-MOOCHIE GOOCHIES":
Brian and Sara met at a party, hooked up, and engaged in a one-night stand. Neither one is the other's moochie goochie, and they never were moochie goochies at ay point in the night.
Linda is totally into Tim, but Tim not so into Linda. Plus, Tim is sort of seeing Elizabeth. As much as Linda wants it to be true, Tim is not her moochie goochie, and she not his.
by Michaelllllllllllllllllll February 19, 2009
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is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.
is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.
my friend set me up for a night of mooching without smooching with his cute sister. first night was great, but now it's starting to feel like free beers for her and blue balls for me!
by daveschappell October 30, 2010
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Get the vagina-mooncher mug.to moosh up to someone in the past tense.
to steal someones warmth on a cold night.
to somewhat affectionally cuddle up to someone.
moosh spoonage
to steal someones warmth on a cold night.
to somewhat affectionally cuddle up to someone.
moosh spoonage
by krikket_nx May 4, 2008
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by Alex Betch <3 March 5, 2009
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