by the pro jeff July 30, 2009
by Cooltom69 October 20, 2019
by corked May 03, 2005
A practise usualy undertaken by homosexuals whereby a group of men sit in a circle and wank each other off in quick succession. Usualy performed with some kind of lubricant such as a big slab of butter.
A: 'Cor blimey did you see that group of puffs having a monk's circle last night in that abandoned warehouse!'
B: 'Yea those dirty fuckers i saw they had a huge slab of butter with them as well! They were at it all night!'
B: 'Yea those dirty fuckers i saw they had a huge slab of butter with them as well! They were at it all night!'
by rory_mcgrath October 06, 2006
Respectively, a fat monk is when a girl is too fat for the pants she's wearing and her vagina pushes out and creates a bulge. The bulge looks like a monk's head, or a fat monk's head.
-Dude, look at that girl's vag!
-Ew, what the fuck? That fatass needs to lose some weight, she's got a fat monk!
-Ew, what the fuck? That fatass needs to lose some weight, she's got a fat monk!
by Michelle Arza April 20, 2008
a state of mind where the person focuses on the monke grindset, this includes:
eating a banana
training for 10 hours a day / or gaining knowledge for 10 hours a day
and daily monke noises for 15 mins per hour
monke's can do anything and especially when you're in monke mode you can do anything
eating a banana
training for 10 hours a day / or gaining knowledge for 10 hours a day
and daily monke noises for 15 mins per hour
monke's can do anything and especially when you're in monke mode you can do anything
by shovel_monke_man_thegodofmonky November 28, 2021
by Broc Lee October 02, 2020