Missouri Compromise

When you're mom isn't feeling it tonight so you have to fuck your aunt

After I turned off Fox News for the evening I was disappointed I had to make the Missouri Compromise.

I don't mind a Missouri Compromise. #MAGA

by EDKirk March 14, 2019

misconscrew

When someone mistakenly comes to a conclusion but it's TOTALLY messed up.

Dude! Jack was at the conference but he misconscrewed what the speaker was saying. He will always misconscrew things.

by Dave St. February 14, 2008

Missouri

We sure do love Missouri. Thing is though, we've never left. Everything youd ever need is right here in our big ole' state. On family vacations, we go to branson. When we need a drug fix, we just go next door and get our daily dose of methamphetamine from buck. he sure knows how to cook it. we have 13 kids and one on the way. aged from 3 months to 30 years old, all with different last names...here we go: lou ann, Jed Jr., Jed III, ray, bobbi ray, billy jean, billy jo, trixie, the twins: tammy ray & tammy fay, linda kay, peggy sue, and earlene. we sure do love our childs, and we have 86 grandchilds. our doublewide is chocked full of people. we also have 19 dogs, 36 cats, and two fish. we also have a new goat. if you ever want to see somewhere beautiful, you should see the sun set over our pot field. its wonderfully romantic (thats where 11 of our children were conceived). need a vacation? y'all come see us now, y'hear?

We all wear matching shirts when we go to branson, missouri & we always have to take roll when we go to and from walmart and mcdonalds.

Jedidiah: lou ann, Jed Jr., Jed III, ray, bobbi ray, billy jean, billy jo, trixie, tammy ray & tammy fay, linda kay, peggy sue, and earlene?

Lou ann: here.
jed jr: sure thang.
Jed 3: huh?
ray: my nose is bleedin.
bobbi ray: daddy whatchu doin?
billy jean: you best shutup boy.
billy jo: im gonna hit you in the head if you dont quit it.
trixie: wheres my cigs daddy?
tammy ray: here.
tammy fay: present.
linda kay: who ate a quarter pound of my angus?
peggy sue: daddy, MY BABYS COMIN!
earlene: holy crap! that doesnt look like the movies,

peggy sue. that looks like an alien!

by Jed & Marva June 11, 2009

Missouri Mattress

The act of lending your mattress to a friend once you have refused to let them sleep in your room.

Boy: Hey I need to borrow your room tonight...
Girl: No way! #blessed
Boy: Don't CB, she could be the one. What about Missouri compromise?
Girl: I guess we can do Missouri mattress. Thank you!

by Missouri Mattress March 1, 2015

missouri oilpan

A sexual situation that includes 1 tranny and 2 males. The tranny is doing one male doggystyle while the other guy is standing over said male facing the tranny getting a blow job.

Dude that chick looks like a tranny, (Greg) yea me n Chad gave it a Missouri Oilpan last week.

by the Rickmanator April 10, 2017

missou

A girl that are perfect to you, you know her and talk with her, she laugh when you tell a joke, she give you that special look, you thing that she love you and she's really shy to tell you, but when you tell her that you love her she laugh and don't speek with you again.

P1: did things get well with you guys
P2: no she's a missou

by ohboididyoueatmydoggy July 2, 2017

Missouri Arch

This is a sex position involving 3 people. A male stands up, legs slightly spread in an arch, and two others stand, sucking on his cock and anus. The man starts shitting and the partner sucking the anus eats it while jacking off the standing man, meanwhile the partner sucking the cock gives him a sick BJ.

Jim: "Just got a Missouri arch from Carla and Dayna the other day"
Kevin: "WHO THE HELL CARES? THAT IS DISGUSTING! GET OUT!"

by King Zorvaxovich August 17, 2017