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I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.
by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025
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Microwave

"My food is cold. How do I get it warm?"
"Da microwave"
by Hurskastelij A January 18, 2021
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Microwavable Bitch

An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe.
An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe
by Nat -Nat November 1, 2022
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microwave

a microwave is a idiot named jaxson who will break your heart and not gaf

ps,,, screw u jaxson
person 1-“omg isn’t that jaxson!??”
person 2-“no, that’s just a microwave,”
by microwave69420 June 25, 2019
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Microwave Bird

Depending on region it can be know as Microwave Bord.

I woman (bird) that requires very little preparation or "heating" up
Why have a microwave bird when you can have fine steak.
by DeadGrizzly July 19, 2023
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son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....
You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!
by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017
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