melissa tank

One who becomes extremely intoxicated and has no recoletion of the events and or takes them self out on almost an hourly occurance.

spilling drinks while sober, falling all the time, slurring words, waking up with an IQ ruffly resembling someone with Mild Mental Retardation aka melissa tank

by Benamin February 14, 2009

melissa cofer

Junkie meth hoe

Melissa Cofer wife fucked

by Nwe boo June 28, 2019

The Melissa virus

1999 crashed a load of pc's using a strategic placed program in the main software of you pc modifacations and screen aps.

The Melissa virus is the cause of many thousands to hundreds of thousands of damage to peoples computers.

The Melissa virus was produced via web design and exploded in 1999.

by 11's00'stellItall April 26, 2010

melissa dunn

Melissa dunn is the definition of a fuckface, someone you instantly want to fucking punch, Melissa dunns are annoying squeaky and remind you of Kane larkins so basically if you want to find the worst insult ever you've found it here #melissa dunn

Omg fuck off Melissa dunn

by Hynik November 7, 2015

Jack and melissa

The strongest couple ever. They are so in love and will take any challenge. Kissing snogging touching ect. They are deeply in love! ❤️❤️❤️

OMG they are so doing a Jack and Melissa

by A matchmaker June 21, 2017

Pull a Melissa

To make plans with one's friends and cancel last minute. Reasons to cancel include falling asleep, being too tired, or getting stoned and not responding to texts or calls.

It should be a fun night, hopefully she doesn't pull a Melissa!

by JunJunJenn92 February 3, 2014

Melissa Mandala

To be so spun that everything you say sounds like Cartman from the popular South park cartoon.

Damn Melissa Mandala, all over Augusta, Georgia, especially that Scarlett woman with altered egos.

by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023