Megan

Megan is beautiful. On the outside. Only on the outside. At first, she’ll be great. She’ll be your friend for a while then, suddenly, she won’t. She’ll purposely exclude you, saying how amazing her friends are and mentioning every name- except yours- and looking straight at you while doing it. Lies about wishing you happy birthday or merry christmas. And you can’t say anything, otherwise you’ll be labeled as jealous. But what does it matter? You lost your remaining two friends because of Megan.

No offense to any Megan’s, I’m sure a lot of you are great. I was hurt by a Megan though so I felt like making this, I have no bitterness to any of you, save the one that hurt me.

“Who’s Megan?”
“The girl who pretended to be my friend, then stole my friends.”
“Aw, that’s awful. I’m sorry.”

by Louisville/Loserville hater February 26, 2022

Megan Parker

THE MOST ANNOYING LITTLE BRAT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN TELEVISION. She is from the popular nick sitcom drake and josh. SHE SUCKS. SHE IS ALWAYS BULLYING DRAKE AND JOSH FOR HER OWN AMUSEMENT. And you wanna know the worst part? SHE NEVER GETS FREAKING PUNISHED. SHE ALWAYS GETS AWAY WITH BEING AN ANNOYING BRAT. AND SOMETIMES DRAKE AND JOSH GET IN TROUBLE FOR THINGS SHE DID! WTF!?

I hate Megan Parker

by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious March 9, 2022

Megan

the hottest person in the history of the earth she is absolutely stunning mostly tend to be violent they are girls who have either massive trust issues and tiny tits or huge tits and no trust issues. If u meet a megan wife her asap she will be the most loyal person ever.

person 1: yo that girl over there has massive tits

person 2: she’s probably a megan

person 3: mate wife her asap she’ll be super loyal

by love ya_ June 21, 2022

Megan

marvel enthusiast with the ultimate Lego collection which she will sacrifice herself for
Paul Dano stan
Likes Robert Downy Jr even though he is a butch lesbian

the bus doesn't drive Megan, Megan drives the bus.

by slyfox9789236 May 13, 2022

megasnooze

A megasnooze is the big sleep after the sesh, not to be confused with a disco-nap.

I’m not going for a megasnooze, I’m just having a disco-nap - I promise.

by Mariella-E January 22, 2023

Meganese

A language used specifically for one person where they can understand the jabber spoken by an individual. Those who understand typically have an innate connection with those who speak Meganese, because they can present ideas and translations to the world.

Megan was speaking meganese at dinner; discussing her day. Jack translated whilst she spoke fast and nobody else around could follow.

by Megameg March 28, 2023

yellow squirtle keezy megaevolution ultraforms unite

a slang term that Pokémon fans use for "lets rob that bank over there"

Brian: hey Lucas, yellow squirtle keezy megaevolution ultraforms unite
Lucas: yeah nigga lets do it.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018