Mechanical rape 

How animals are made to have babies without the hassle of breeding them. Most notably done to dairy cows to produce veal calves (males) and more dairy cows (females).
Euphemism: .

Person 1: Mmm-mmm-MMM! If veal isn't the tasty thing out there I don't know what is!

Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.

Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.

Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.

Mechanical rape by Veg-a-LOT May 11, 2010

Mechanicville 

The smallest city in New York State.

This city is full of awesome people

You will never see another city quite like it.

Yo man, ever been to Mechanicville?
Yeah! It's awesome!!

Hey dude, ever hear of Mechanicville?
I heard it was the smallest city in New York.

Mechanicville by TheNigger January 19, 2013

coping mechanics

imaginary tradesmen who make sure that a person's coping mechanisms are all in place and read for use at any given time

"Is it hard to deal with all that rejection"

"I've been doing it for years. I've been coping so long my coping mechanism have coping mechanics"

coping mechanics by 1adycat September 27, 2013

defence mechanism 

This is when a guy realises you have caught him cheating or telling lies.. he avoids you, your calls and makes everything seem like you are at fault.

He used defence mechanism on all his ex's.

defence mechanism by Mizboss March 21, 2017

Mechanicsville, Md 

A nice little city. Lots of restaurants and stores. Kind people who do not drink a lot. And full of people who will become life long friends.

Mechanicsville, MD is a great place for a family!

Mechanicsville, Md by That_girl_from_ MD November 18, 2011

Defense Mechanism 

When you’re in a large crowded area with the girl of your dreams and are walking, slowly and she asks a tough question. You go to slide your hand deep into her anus to soften the blow and she clenches her cheeks and grabs your hand. Her prevention is a defense mechanism.

Definition #2 : a condom

I went over to her house & could feel her juices flowing and then she whipped out a condom, what type of a defense mechanism is that bullshit.

Defense Mechanism by Sir Sauce September 19, 2018

mechanical designer 

Very desirable and intelligent man of such high capabilities that he could design custom bunk bed bars and, therein, overcome the only obstacle in taking the lead.

use caution when near mechanical designers using both sides of the brain while on water

mechanical designer by Patty M August 6, 2006