Good Meat

A modern scots saying to describe an inedible object that causes an overpowering urge to chew or bite

"did you see those shoes?" "no" "shit son, they were good meat"

by MARVIN STRAIGHTE September 01, 2013

meat jacket

The foreskin of a an uncircumcised penis.

Holy shit it's so cold out here that my dong has become a popcicle! I wish my parents didn't take my meat jacket away when I was born.

by Mike and Chase January 14, 2008

meat salad

Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.

We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.

by Misses Lova Lova May 29, 2020

meat sabre

A jokingly yet vulgar term used to define a mans penis.

Man your ex turned into a hoe, what happened? Bob
She just loves meat sabre dude. Ted

by BobDoleSuperFanNumber1 November 17, 2011

dookie meat

lame. stoopid. booty. ass. no good.

that shit is dookie meat.

by ninjajim August 26, 2017

Meat loan

a “meat loan” is when some one is sexually aggravated so a friend loans some dick to settle their needs thus the term “meat loan”

I know you’ve haven’t had any in a while so I’ll give you a “meat loan”

by Bandst November 20, 2019

Meat Santa

The giver of the meat to the ho ho ho’s.

My Meat Santa stuffed my stocking with his thick sausage on Christmas Eve.

by MattyBigD December 14, 2018