meat queen

a dirty slag who will fuck anything just to gain sexual expierience and popularity usually found in houses full of coke heads after pubs close on weekends

person a "shall we go to thornbury and try to pull some birds"?
person b " fuck that! that place is full of sloppy meat queens"

by lewis has a chode September 14, 2012

dookie meat

lame. stoopid. booty. ass. no good.

that shit is dookie meat.

by ninjajim August 26, 2017

meat vortex

A hole to stick your meat into; a vagina.

"Did you stick it in her meat vortex last night?"
"Who, your mom?"
"Yes."
"Eww! And yes, I did."

by daveyboy682 January 3, 2008

meat salad

Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.

We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.

by Misses Lova Lova May 28, 2020

meat sabre

A jokingly yet vulgar term used to define a mans penis.

Man your ex turned into a hoe, what happened? Bob
She just loves meat sabre dude. Ted

by BobDoleSuperFanNumber1 November 17, 2011

meat tetris

When you buy a huge amount of meat and can't fit it into your fridge. You have to play meat tetris to squish it all in.

Went to Tesco's this morning so i've spent the last 45 minutes playing meat tetris.

by Beklan October 10, 2011

Meat loan

a “meat loan” is when some one is sexually aggravated so a friend loans some dick to settle their needs thus the term “meat loan”

I know you’ve haven’t had any in a while so I’ll give you a “meat loan”

by Bandst November 20, 2019