Mark

A name frowned upon the cowboy species group, usually said to be the most incest name alive.

Billy Ray Cyrus- “Did you see Mark this weekend?”

Brody- “Wasn’t that the kid fucking his sister!”

by Unknownniggadude February 21, 2019

Mark

Mark is a fat obese lad who hates vegetables. He hates everything healthy including relationships. Be will fall in love with a girl called Kimberley. Mark loves to bully his so called "mates" and likes to touch them up all day long. However Mark will have your back at any time. Literally. He will touch u all day every day

Mark, you're an obese twat

by Fannyflopper February 25, 2019

Mark

Mark will get your trust and your heart, just to hurt and manipulate you. He's most likely bipolar and is more like a Jekyll and Hyde character. He makes you feel less of a person and is never there for you unless you are blood. Mark is very materialistic and never cares about his girlfriends or wife's health. He is a complete asshole. He's very narcissistic. Everything has to be done for him or on his own time. He is never happy and loves to rub your nose in something he does better. Known for cheating and known to be unattached to the real world.

Mark is a complete asshole

by Readyforthebest July 8, 2018

Mark

A small penis sperm whale

Mark has a small penis and is a sperm whale

by Bkurie August 20, 2018

Mark

Mark is a someone who is a dickhead. Although he might claim to be straight this dude will suck a dick like his life depended on it. He an arrogant, self-centered bastard that won’t wear a hand-me-down. He’s so obsessed with impressing others that he’ll even deepen his voice to sound more macho. Just look at the guy from Shark-Tank. Be careful around a Mark because they will backstab you. They probably eat your Chip-Ahoy! That you specifically told them not to eat or cheat with your wife. And he has a small dick.

I just found out my best fiend Mark was banging my wife!

by A.l.e.x04 September 19, 2019

Mark

This dude is the guy you'll be censoring on your r/niceguys post. Every time he sees another post about him trending he'll post another definition of himself to jack off to. Its also another one of those names. Like Bob, Steve, or Gene. Also Mark rhymes with bark, and bark tea is what naturalists feed to their kids instead of taking them to the hospital. There's also dark, and people don't like dark things, especially when they're named Mark. There are aardvarks, and everyone loves aardvarks, so just name your kid Aardvark, fuck Mark. Mark is a pussy bitch with a tiny dicc. There's a reason dad fuckin left.

Holy shit can you believe Mark just wrote another shitty entry into Urban Dictionary?

by Markie Mark October 6, 2019

Mark

Is very insecure and self-conscious. Likes to try to impress people with bad, sometimes distasteful humor. Fails to see how his actions may affect other people. Could have a heart of gold, but it's buried behind a mask of natty lite and old cigs.

Person 1: You're being such a Mark right now.
Person 2: Yeah...I'm kind of a bad guy *uncomfortable but also self-aware laugh*

by JoeShmo321 April 12, 2017