razor maneuver

When your having sex with a girl while the guy is shaving her pubes off her pussy

John: yo I gave my girlfriend a razor maneuver last night.
Nathan: woah dude wish I could try that but I’m lonely

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018

eVASEive maneuver

Refers to the strategic actions that Mr. Lodge employed in an (unsuccessful, naturally! :P) attempt to prevent the clumsy accident-prone Archie from bumblingly knocking over his "priceless 'n' super-fragile" antique Ming Dynasty vase: he placed the ultra-vulnerable artifact on a small display-stand away off in the far end of the room, and put an indestructible rubber replica of the vase in the center of the room for Archie to look at instead of the genuine --- and incredibly breakable --- clay urn.

Mr. Lodge smugly gloats to his daughter Veronica about the ingenious eVASEive maneuver he has employed to protect his lovely valuable work of art from the soon-to-arrive-for-a-visit Archie --- "I had a rubber replica made of it; Archie won't be able to break this bouncy duplicate no matter how hard he bumps into it!" Of course, his seemingly-foolproof plan fails miserably (as usual!)... the hapless Archie --- fearing that he'll damage the vase even though it's just a rubber replica --- backs warily away from it and unknowingly blunders straight into the REAL VASE that's sitting on a stool behind him, sending it crashing to the floor and splintering all to pieces. :P

by QuacksO September 30, 2018

Catholic cop maneuver

saying I am Catholic to prevent the police from harming you.

The black man did the Catholic cop maneuver to stop the officer from hurting him.

by Coop Dupe June 5, 2018

Ooga Booga Maneuver

While on the highway, cut across three or more lanes of traffic to get to the exit you knew was there, and then proceed to speed through the exit.

Luke: yo, that man just pulled the Ooga Booga

Maneuver!
Ben: what's an Ooga Booga Maneuver?
Luke: It's when you cross through like five Kane's at once, and then speed up through your exit.
Ben: Damn, he's crazy

by TheMooseAssassin May 11, 2019

The maneuver

The maneuver takes two stages first the man has to get the woman comfortable enough to stick your thumb in her asshole. While in the doggy style position.Once she has no problem with that u take a shard of meth and stick it in her ass to the second knuckle with out her knowing then continue beating it up from the back. And wait for the waterfall or cardiac arrest.

I met this broad the other day and busted the maneuver on her she squirted all over my balls u should of seen it.

by shooter makk August 12, 2019

Popeyes maneuver

(n.) resisting change as long as possible before its too late. Seen in all walks of life, including interpersonal issues to international affairs. Named after Popeyes' delayed entry into the chicken sandwich industry to compete with Chik-fil-A.

Karen: "Tom wants to cut his hair the day before our wedding."
Lisa: "It's a Popeyes maneuver, plain and simple."

by nolandc August 31, 2019

doofus maneuver

An idiotic move or gesture by a person considered to be unusually inept at basic life skills.

He made his usual doofus maneuver last night when he spilled his drink on that hot chick.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin March 26, 2017