eastland mall

A mall in Harper Woods, MI(suburb NE of Detroit). Opened in the 1950's as a mid to higher end outdoor shopping mall. It was remodelled and turned into an indoor center. The mall currently serves a large African American consumee base which focuses more on clothes, shoes, and fast food outlets. The Mall is on the corner infamous 8 Mile Road and Kelly Road. It has one of the largest theft rates in metro Detroit due to the lower-income clientele. The residents of the ultra-welathy Grosse Pointes (nearby) do not shop there anymore.

Yo, we gettin somme shoes and nachos at Eastland Mall later on.

by dermy June 19, 2007

mall tax

The higher price you pay for an item at a mall versus a big box retailer or online

"I needed a new coffee maker, but Target was sold out of the Cuisinart, so I had no choice but to go to Sears and pay the Mall Tax."

by RexDriver March 19, 2014

Mall-froader

A four-wheel drive vehicle, often highly modified for serious off-road operation, but which will never actually be driven off of pavement. Can also refer to the owners of such vehicles. Mall-froaders can frequently be seen in their natural habitats, such as on driveways, streets, highways and negotiating the treacherous aisles and spaces of shopping mall parking lots.

"That's a damn shame. A capable rig like that should be an off-roader, not a mall-froader."
“Agreed. If you love something let it go . . . off road”.

by Reubendaley January 15, 2021

Mall-Monitoring

The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.

Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.

by dr. bustanut November 11, 2014

Nawton Mall

A shitty shopping centre in Hamilton where dirty Maoris pick butts and ask for change and also where little annoying fucking kids known as the "H-town wheelie boys " pop wheelies on their stolen push bikes and step out elderly.

"Hone bro let's go Nawton mall"
"Nah fuck that co its swarmed with hori bums and fuckwits poppin wheelies"

by WhiteBoyInNawton May 25, 2018

molly mall

Person Who Sells Many Kinds Of Ecstacy

Tom Runs A Molly Mall Ecstacy Rolls Rollin Balls Disco Bisquits

by scotto708 December 29, 2014

Eastland Mall

Eastland Mall wasn't lost due to lack of appreciation, people did love going there. It was lost because someone knew people loved going there.

Eastland Mall wasn't lost because peole didn't love it enough, as some people would try to suggest.

by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021