Made a milkshake out of it

When someone drops a canned carbonated beverage and it gets instantly shook up and starts spewing out- but the dropper picks it up in time to save some.... only to have it all foamy and thick like a milkshake

*beer slips out of hand, spills*

Shit i made a milkshake out of it didnt i

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! August 10, 2018

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Madaeve

To express to someone that they’re passion is the most beautiful grind and motive for a lack of better term human to ever succeed to diecast through art of self expression. The barrier of what is know physical reality is what makes us all unique in our own way, and if you can see the marvelous creature you are then your just blindly abstracting yourself from the wonders of your remarkable influence on the world.

Madaeve

by Titus dyfilid February 25, 2019

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madame red

ciel's aunt in black butler. she's a physician and the life of the party. she's got vibrant vermillion hair which she was impartial to until receiving a compliment from her sister's suitor, earl phantomhive. after that, she emphasized her hair with rouged cheeks and scarlet lips, and adorned herself in exorbitant red corset gowns and plumed hats adorned with beads dangling from the visage. she also possessed a captivating pair of sparkling red ruby eyes that glimmered like enchanted spiderlilies. they emanate her fiery passion for life and love. she lost her husband in a tragic car accident and subsequently suffered a miscarriage. she also lost her beloved sister and brother-in-law in a horrific fire, and later cherished ciel fervently upon his return, assuming he died earlier. under the questionable influence of grier sutcliffe, who serves her under the guise of a syncophantic, clumsy, groveling butler but is actually a grim wreaper, she targeted prostitute clients who she felt to be undeserving of ther fertility because they sought abortions. unable to have children, embittered by her loss, and enamored by the sway of grier sutcliffe, she embarked on a carefully premeditated murder rampage of a slew of unfortunate women who were her patients. she and grier are ultimately the pair the queen's watchdogs are searching for under the moniker jack the ripper. she is brutally slaughtered by none other than grier sutcliffe for refusing to murder ciel upon their redhanded capture.

madame red's story is rife with heartbreak and stained in blood.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

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Madame Grobing

This is the saying when a person has an insane amount of ticks, especially on the face. They cannot stop even if they try and others will most likely bully them about it.

Johnny: "What the fuck is up with this bitch?"
Tommy: "She's fucking Madame Grobing you retard"
Johnny: "She be looking like a fucking monster, holy shit"
Tommy: "Classic Madame Grobing"

by Johnny dam September 15, 2019

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