national kick a Luke spratt day

on May 12th, it is legal to assault any person named Luke Spratt especially if they are ginger. Because they are the scum of the earth. So kick them as hard as you want and Luke cannot say anything

"Oh bro, I can't wait. for national kick a Luke Spratt day"

by iamnotaginger February 25, 2020

Luke, Yo soy tu padre

What you hear when you watch Star Wars in Spanish instead of Luke, I am your father.

"Luke, Yo soy tu padre"

by aqueas May 22, 2004

luke brown

The art of arranging a party or event in honour of oneself, only to not turn up as you feel you are too cool.

"Katie didn't pitch up to her party last night..."

"yeah she did a Luke Brown"

by Dangerous Dave 5 November 3, 2013

Luke

Likes to eat bananas while useing the bathroom and then passes out

Luke was eating a banana while pooping

by Lukith August 11, 2018

tony luke's

Philly's home of cheese steaks and roast pork located in south philly.

Tony Luke's makes the bomb ass roast pork sandwich

by GregFarz November 17, 2007

Luke

A luke is a sweet boy who makes a great bestfriend or boyfriend. He loves to game and often is super polite to everyone. He is honest and kind and cute, though his jokes arnt always witty,hes pretty funny too. A luke is very different from a lucas.In short, he is the most awesome person i have ever met!

Rachel:Hey, have you met my best friend luke?
Shelby: Oh yeah, were best friends too.

by Avery212 November 22, 2010

Luke

A sexy hot boy whose dick is bigger than your brain. They graduate collage at the age of 7 and start families at 18 because they are billionaires by the time they can drive. They don't need to work because they are so smart they get money for free. Ladies die left and right to give him a Bj, everyone loves him except the jealous gay people....

Bill gates, more like LUKE GATES

by Waaaht, no way July 20, 2014