Bill: Seriously?!? Johnny touched his toes!!
Fred: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, not at all, Johnny is the local limber potato.
Fred: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, not at all, Johnny is the local limber potato.
by MyBigToe January 8, 2011
Get the Limber Potato mug.A young fragile sheep, that is small and adorable. The downpart is that they have a rare genetic condition, where at age the limbs of the Limblamb begin to detach from their body. They are special rare species of sheep.
Johnny: Hey dude, did you just see that rare Limblamb?
Boston: Yeah dude, where are his legs?
Johnny: Ahh dude!
Boston: Yeah dude, where are his legs?
Johnny: Ahh dude!
by Murrrp February 18, 2011
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• limberdick
• Limbing
• Limbophobia
"How does limberness help you out! it doesnt!
at least not for what im talking about.. kicking your booty"
at least not for what im talking about.. kicking your booty"
by jazzyjeffery August 17, 2011
Get the Limberness mug.aka Limbaugh (future tense), and Limbaughed (past tense). This term came about over a year after Santorum became a popular term. The use of the word can be broken down thusly-
1) The release of heavy menstrual fluid, creating an uncomfortable mess that you can never really clean up.
2) Annoyingly heavy menstrual cramps that won't go away no matter how many pain pills you take.
3) A penis covered in menstrual blood. No one knows why it went there, but it obviously did.
4) Angry, politically driven, gibberish.
1) The release of heavy menstrual fluid, creating an uncomfortable mess that you can never really clean up.
2) Annoyingly heavy menstrual cramps that won't go away no matter how many pain pills you take.
3) A penis covered in menstrual blood. No one knows why it went there, but it obviously did.
4) Angry, politically driven, gibberish.
Person A- It was so much fun going to the theatres with you Cindy! We should do this more- GAH!
Person B- What's wrong, Martha?
Person A- Oh shit! I went and Limbaughed in my new pants! Now I have to go home and clean them.
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"Oh Jacky, I'd love to hang out with you tonight. But I'm Limbaughing like CRAZY, so I won't be much fun to be around. Yeah, I'll just sound like an impotent, old, racist."
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"Man, I shouldn't have had sex with Monica last night. She was on her period, and I wound up with a nasty Limbaugh."
Person A- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! THERE WAS ANOTHER SCHOOL SHOOTING!!?!?!? IF PEOPLE WEREN'T PLAYING THOSE GOD DAMN VIDEO GAMES, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!!!!
Person B- Whoa, dude! You're Limbaughing again, calm down.
Person A- Wow, you're right! Videogames causing gun violence is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Person B- What's wrong, Martha?
Person A- Oh shit! I went and Limbaughed in my new pants! Now I have to go home and clean them.
-or-
"Oh Jacky, I'd love to hang out with you tonight. But I'm Limbaughing like CRAZY, so I won't be much fun to be around. Yeah, I'll just sound like an impotent, old, racist."
-or-
"Man, I shouldn't have had sex with Monica last night. She was on her period, and I wound up with a nasty Limbaugh."
Person A- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! THERE WAS ANOTHER SCHOOL SHOOTING!!?!?!? IF PEOPLE WEREN'T PLAYING THOSE GOD DAMN VIDEO GAMES, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!!!!
Person B- Whoa, dude! You're Limbaughing again, calm down.
Person A- Wow, you're right! Videogames causing gun violence is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
by Shadytrix December 7, 2013
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A medical term to describe an often misdiagnosed mental illness
amongst a small percentage of the population. Initial symptoms may
be difficult to detect but left untreated, can result in devastating effects
and primarily with people who are in regular direct contact with the
host carrier. Symptoms may vary but are usually detected in persons
with an arrogant personality, are often loud and boisterous and self
aggrandizing. In the later stages of this illness, patients often possess an
insatiable belief in their perfection and clain to be unable to make mistake.
Additional drug use has been recorded on some patients.
A medical term to describe an often misdiagnosed mental illness
amongst a small percentage of the population. Initial symptoms may
be difficult to detect but left untreated, can result in devastating effects
and primarily with people who are in regular direct contact with the
host carrier. Symptoms may vary but are usually detected in persons
with an arrogant personality, are often loud and boisterous and self
aggrandizing. In the later stages of this illness, patients often possess an
insatiable belief in their perfection and clain to be unable to make mistake.
Additional drug use has been recorded on some patients.
“Dude, did you hear about Jim?
Yea, he’s got Limbaughitis so stay clear of that guy unless you want to catch a
Rush too.”
Yea, he’s got Limbaughitis so stay clear of that guy unless you want to catch a
Rush too.”
by Attaboyslim January 3, 2014
Get the Limbaughitis mug.by Johnny. Blaze. February 20, 2015
Get the Limbos mug.A severe impairment of cognitive function as a result of repeated exposure to bigoted views (see “Bignorism”).
Neural activity that would normally travel to the neocortex (in the upper brain) for analysis and evaluation is diverted to the amygdala (in the lower brain, a center of emotion) where it excites fear and hatred.
This diversion of brain signals is a survival mechanism that evolved in early mammals to react to dangers, where immediate action is needed before the neocortex has time to mull over incoming information.
The amygdala does not apply logic as it scans for danger. If information is non-threatening, it allows transfer to the neocortex. When it senses danger, other parts of the brain are activated, and this can lead to aggressive responses driven by the lower (reptilian) brain.
An example is when people respond to a mass shooting by saying, “We should enact laws to restrict semiautomatic weapons and large clips”. Someone who has been Limbaughtomized instead hears, “Let’s have the gummint break into houses and seize any guns they find — next week we’ll go after swords, knives, needles and then rocks. Hell, let’s take their women while we’re at it”.
Neural activity that would normally travel to the neocortex (in the upper brain) for analysis and evaluation is diverted to the amygdala (in the lower brain, a center of emotion) where it excites fear and hatred.
This diversion of brain signals is a survival mechanism that evolved in early mammals to react to dangers, where immediate action is needed before the neocortex has time to mull over incoming information.
The amygdala does not apply logic as it scans for danger. If information is non-threatening, it allows transfer to the neocortex. When it senses danger, other parts of the brain are activated, and this can lead to aggressive responses driven by the lower (reptilian) brain.
An example is when people respond to a mass shooting by saying, “We should enact laws to restrict semiautomatic weapons and large clips”. Someone who has been Limbaughtomized instead hears, “Let’s have the gummint break into houses and seize any guns they find — next week we’ll go after swords, knives, needles and then rocks. Hell, let’s take their women while we’re at it”.
Thank God! Ever since O'Reilly was fired for sexual harassment, we've got one less bloviator to perform a Limbaughtomy. Could this help curb the growth of Bignorism?
by phidgety February 21, 2018
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