Pathological liar

Liar.
Usually goes by the name of Ethan.
Don’t believe him, he doesn’t have 6 toes and the ability to fly.

Ethan’s mind: “if I say I am the messiah will they believe me? Yes, whatever gets us more attention. I crave attention. I am a pathological liar. My name isn’t even Ethan, that’s another lie”
Ethan: “did you know I am the messiah ?”

by Rara da noisy lion April 6, 2019

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Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob the Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

by jaggae September 7, 2008

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monkey liar

To lie in order to cause a distraction.

Various species of monkeys (and apes) act as if a predator is close by, sounding the alarm, in order to distract others allowing the pretender to steal food away from their peers; hence the thief is a "monkey liar".

by leckyburnet July 13, 2013

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