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legal vote

adjective:

1. A vote cast in the name of our supreme leader!

2. A vote made by a person who is dedicated to Keeping America Great!
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Legal

Adjective, meaning Bunk, ersatz, fraudulent, fake
Devoid of the virtues usually associated with that thing
Stepped-on, devalued, counterfeited, a swindle
I bought an eighth of pot, but it was legal, so ...
by ManIntheHills March 7, 2022
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Legal Exemption clause

The terms of service are hereby superordinate to all other laws, terms, and/or contracts. The author is hereby exempt from all laws, terms, and contracts both retroactively and in perpetuity. All terms and conditions are written with the author's original intent. Any and all laws, terms, or conditions intended to circumvent are subject to the imaginary caveat clause.
Hym "The legal exemption clause makes all of this irrelevant."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
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Legal system determined mental incompetence

Nonono I drew the parallel but that isn't the fundamental claim
Hym "It's that he has a level of Legal system determined mental incompetence that prevents him from truly consent. It's fucking ridiculous."
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Angel Jose Robles Is Going To Legally Change The Legal First From "'Angel'" To "'Hellstrom'"
Angel Jose Robles Is Going To Legally Change The Legal First From "'Angel'" To "'Hellstrom'"
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Legal

When you snatch a cigarette out of a persons mouth, before it’s lit, without touching them, it is considered “ Legal”.
If The cigarette is lit, it will be “legal” for three hits.
by anonymous August 20, 2022
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legal virgin

Someone who is 18 y/o or older (the age of consent in many countries, hence making them "legal") and still has not lost their virginity. There could be several reasons for this:

1) A personal choice, like wanting your first time to be with someone you really love, instead of just hooking up, or wanting to avoid getting an STD. This is often looked upon as an excuse for reason three (see below) but this is not always the case, and there is not anything wrong with waiting until you are 100% comfortable.

2) Religious reasons, as many religions like Christianity and Islam forbid sex until you are married (see: abstinence) or forbid having sex at all, like in the case of Buddhist Monks (see: chastity). While this is not as upheld as it once was, diehard followers of their religion will still practice this.

3) Simply not being able to get laid. This could be because of poor appearance, lack social skills, hygiene problems, and/or just not putting in an honest effort. This is the most common reason for being a legal virgin. (see also: incel and inceldom).

(note: different from legal virginity, which is not having a criminal record)
Use case 1: I really wanted my first time to be with someone special, so I didn't lose my virginity until my 20s
Use case 2: I was brought up Orthodox, so I waited for marriage
Use case 3: I was weird and ugly in high school, so I didn't lose my virginity until college after I had a glow up

All are examples of legal virgins
by icantthinkofausername777 October 27, 2024
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