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Landon

Hate him, that Landon
by landonhater January 29, 2019
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Landon

Landon might seem like a nice guy on the surface but once you get to know him you will find out that he is a manipulative, controlling, insecure, self-victimizing, and mean BOY. He will emotionally abuse you and not have an ounce of regret. When you try to communicate he will either shut you down, un-validate your feelings, or somehow switch it around on you and blame you for feeling the way you do about something. He’s impulsive and will say whatever he wants and not apologize because he is too prideful. He is immature and can get violent. He doesn’t take accountability in his actions and has a bad mindset. He’s a hypocrite and has a lot of problems that he doesn’t believe he has. He will watch you cry and not even flinch. He will put you through so much bullshit and once you reciprocate his energy only then is there a problem. Landon is miserable.
Landon is a dummy
by Butterflybby44 October 21, 2019
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Landon

Landon is a gay kid and he is so ugly

Landons are usually with blonde hair
Isn’t Landon gay
Lol yeah he is
by 1239mejckf November 16, 2019
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russell langton

A slang term used when some1 gets killed while testing an ejector seat in the back garden. Also russell langton is a disturbed child who enjoys wearing womens underwear while making out with navdeep.
shit man .. that russell langton was nasty
by Lurch January 14, 2005
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Landon

Oh look it’s landon
by Landocommando41 June 2, 2018
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LongDong

I can't spell penis but it doesn't matter 'cause I'm a longdong.
by IWantKyle October 8, 2008
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landons dick

when landons dick grows and poks a hole in his jeans which splits his dick and half with all the pee and cun spolling
by landons dick May 9, 2018
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