Lag child

Lag Child (noun): A term used in online gaming to describe a player who benefits from lag without realizing it, and believes their success is due to their skill rather than the advantage provided by the lag. This player is often oblivious to the fact that their internet connection is causing them to have an advantage over their opponents, and may deny using it to gain an advantage. The term is often used to describe players who may not intentionally cheat but still benefit from a poor internet connection. However, it is important to note that having an advantage from lag in online gaming is still considered unfair and can ruin the experience for other players. A "lag child" is not an honorable or respectable player, and their behavior is often seen as dishonest and disrespectful to other players.

Person 1: "Did you see that player in the last match? They kept dodging all my attacks, but I couldn't seem to land a hit on them!"

Person 2: "Yeah, I noticed that too. I think they might be a lag child."

by Experiences44 April 6, 2023

hag-lag

to miss spending your midnightly hours with your special someone due to technical restructuring, personal disabilities or time zones.
getting their answers two days later just won't do it. just won't.

"she experienced a significant hag-lag in her communication efforts."
"he claimed to go through a hag-lag with his favourite site's new modus operandi."

by Krkič March 28, 2021

lag fag

A slang (but not necessarilly derrogative) term for students at Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts. More commonly known as just LaGuardia. Perhaps referencing to LaGuardia's large population of "out" homosexuals. Perhaps referencing to the fact that in the long run, we're just cooler and more talented than everyone else.

Jim: Hey Todd. Can you chill with us over at Columbus Circle today?

Todd: Naw man, I'm smoking up with the lag fags. you know they got the best shit!

by OmiOmi September 3, 2006

Fuck Lag

A moment while having sexual intercourse when you stop for a second or 2 in penetrating the woman's (or if gay, man's Asshole) vagina.

No Fuck Lag:
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Fuck Lag:
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by Kyle Keith May 24, 2006

sex lag

That two-three day lag which one exeriences after a long weekend of debaucherous sex. Generally it takes a couple of sleeps and a long shower or two to get over it. One of the grimiest ways you can ever feel. Spent.

"I'm sorry Joe, can't come out tonight due to extreme sex lag, need to get some sleep real bad or my brain won't turn on again".

by Diva D January 21, 2006

Piss lag

Temporary inability to piss when you're at the urinal.

"Sorry I couldn't come back to class quickly, Mrs. Johnson. I was suffering from mad piss lag."

by Plastic Platypus February 28, 2009

Lap lag

Gal pal spelled backwards = Lap lag. A male who befrinds lots of girls, often disregarding their own male gender friends.

Lap lags often can relate to girls about fashion, clothes, shoes, nails, "in" hair styles, and love to converse w/ girls about gossip & drama on the couch under a snuggly warm blanket and a good movie. Lap lags also like to sit at "all girl" lunch tables and get the inside scoop on female culture. Being taf, cute, and in love with video games are optional, but are usually present in a "lap lag""gal or "gal pal"

Scene . Guy at an All Male Lunch table. MJ at an all female lunch table

Guy : Hey get over here and stop being a lap lag
MJ: Dude shutup were talking about some serious stuff over here, if only you could my feelings!

by Jameyf'nbaby 1 November 9, 2010