Free kicking

Hanging out with a person/people who use you for free or without a form of compensation.

Darryl: yo, pop out to this party with me bro.

Michael: nah, I ain't free kicking it with them users bro.

by E4K Cue September 30, 2025

Erika Kirking

To maintain ostentatious theatric behavior especially when responding to a negative situation in order to elicit compassionate response from orders, but not actually being able to convey genuine and appropriate human emotion to negative stimuli.

Rolf: “Idk dude she called me crying but then my homegirl who was with her said she didn’t have any tears coming down and was smiling afterwards…I think that bitch was Erika Kirking me

Kevin: “yeah man what a psychopath…you know what I always say: ‘if she cryin, she lyin’….”

by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 27, 2025

Boustrophedonic Ass Kicking

A truly hellacious beat down. To beat someone up one side of the street, and back down the other.

When little Timmy picked a fight with a bar full of marines, they took turns in a systematic boustrophedonic ass kicking. Little Timmy... 1982 - 2010

by CharlieSaxon July 1, 2010

What has been kicking off on apterous?

A phrase uttered by a variety of word nerds that is invariably answered by "Dylan Taylor".
Previously: "James Nguyen", "Richard Brittain".

"Any news? What has been kicking off on apterous?"
"Dylan Taylor. You know, the incredibly attractive one."

by lenoz January 22, 2014

minor ass kicking

When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.

I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!

by WallOGainz April 23, 2017

I'm kicking my ass

DO YOU MIND?

Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?

by [e-mail] September 15, 2020

national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling

kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021