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Killing kittys

Ted: I like killing kittys!

Jen: Eww...
by HI I LIKE CHEESE May 11, 2006
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kelli

a down ass homegirl with an extremly loud and very unique laugh.
often found rollin in a very clean (hot) ride.
LaPria- Hey T, what was you doin yesterday?
Tanya- I was hungover.
LaPria- O, you went out with Kelli again.
Tanya- Yupp.
by T-ThiZZ3L October 18, 2008
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kelli lewis

A "Kelli Lewis" is quote me on this, A short, sweet, sexy, and perverted girl. She likes food too much. She i absolutely gorgeous. She's shy around certain people. She hates the way she looks and everything about herself. She loves her boyfriend. People don't know why she thinks she not as pretty as she actually is. She has beautiful eyes and hair. Has an amazing smile. She's not afraid to kick you in the balls if you mess with her. Everyone the hates her envy's her and the rest just love her because of her personality and looks(:
Person 1: God, That girl's so pretty.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That girls * points *
Person 2: Oh, That's a Kelli Lewis
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Team Killing

The act of killing a member of your own team (usually in a first person shooter, but i guess it applies in any game, football for example)

But let's focus on the FPS aspect of teamkilling.


We, the Teamkillers, the few, the proud. The more experienced of us have refined it into an art (LOLMAN, for example). We know the game inside and out, and have played our FPS's for unhealthy lengths of time, in many cases.

Teamkilling in a straight Team Deathmatch is not nearly as satisfying as teamkilling in a more goal oriented mode of play, like S&D (not unlike counterstrike). There, once killed, your teammates do not respawn until the round is over, which can be up to 5 mins! Imagine the frustration as you are team killed as the round starts, you plot and fry in your own juicies all throughout the round, and, as the next one starts, you are teamkilled instantly by the same person. I tell you, it's a feeling not unlike having your testes ripped out by pack of dogs. And it brings joy to our hearts to bring that feeling to you, the average game playing noob.

As a teamkiller, the most frequently asked question I get is: "Are you gay?"

The answer to that may never be known, my friends, but that is not the most important question.

The second most asked question i get is, simply, "Were you abused as a child?"

No, i keed, i keed.

The second most asked question i get is,"Why?"


And therein lies the secret of teamkilling. To "why," I always answer "For fun." This pisses them off, but it's the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts. Especially 30 7.9mm rounds of truth entering your buttocks at point blank range. That really hurts.

And the essence of teamkilling is FUN, fun at the average luser n00b's expense. Hell, when you get all pissed off, that just adds fuel to the fire of laughter and joy in our teamkillin' hearts.

So keep calling me a whore, cunt, etc, it only makes it funnier
A session of team-killing is excellent for stress relief, and a hell of a lotta laughs! So, put on your favorite tunes, slide in that FPS CD, and get down and dirty and kill some fucking teammates!!!


FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!

Your Best Friend,
.:|Rampant Teamkiller|:.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 7, 2004
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team killing fucktard

Caboose from Red Vs. Blue. go to www.redvsblue.com
After Caboose shot Church(a teammate), Tucker called him a team killing fucktard
by Taylor March 5, 2005
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Kealin

Sweet, nice, hyperactive girl. Has a bubbly personality, though has seen much darker things than you could imagine. Great cuddler and kisser. Lovey-dovey and old style. She will want to hold your hand EVERYWHERE. If you know a Kealin, you are a very lucky man.
Me: I want to be Kealin.
Person: Why?
Me: Because Kealin.
by Keln February 1, 2015
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Killin'

(v) to have everything going your way in a game; or somewhere like a game

People say it all the time in basketball, meaning that the guy is "killin'" the other team.
"you see that game last night?"
"yah, that kis was killin'"
by Brian October 14, 2004
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