Ketchuptio

The delicious coupling of Ketchup and Tapatio Hot Sauce

Dude you said there would be Ketchuptio at this party, did you just cuauhtemock me?

by Mizzlenike April 8, 2012

Ketchup Roulette

A game that involves a group of people (usually male). A small packet of ketchup is twisted at it's tip so it's contents are under pressure, and place in the center of a table, with everyone around it. The packet is spun, and when it stops one person smashes it with their fist. The untwisted end bursts open, and ketchup is sprayed all over one or two participants. In a lunch room situation, the sprayed people have to pick up everyone's trash, but get to smash the next packets.

"OH JESUS CHRIST!"
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."

by DopeManDog July 31, 2016

Ketchurrhea

The non ketchup liquid that inadvertently comes out of a ketchup bottle when you haven't shaken it up first.

The party was ruined when Steven laced the hotdogs with a bad case of ketchurrhea.

by cyburbob June 25, 2016

Ketchup Shit

Ketchup shit is the stuff that comes out ya ass when ya be eating tha chipotle too much.

Mike: Eyo whats uppppppp Why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man

by Shadowduck July 25, 2016

Ketch

Slang for money; Can be described as short for ketchup

Yo Tyrone you got the ketch?

by BusStop112 November 25, 2017

keotch

also pronounced as '' key-och''
chavs use this word to say if something is good.
synonyms: sick,awsome, lit

john: I went to the park
alex: *slaps knee* keotch then

by SCRUPT July 2, 2018

Keitch

A person who wants to know what life is and will try to understand how to live in it.

Yo, Keitch how you doin, shut up, David stop messing with me. Jk, David.

by Davinciaga September 3, 2018