justnowism

The religious belief that the universe was created just now. All signs that it is old are tricks planted by the creator to mislead us. Those who were created in the act of having sex are the chosen ones. Those who were created just before they died, are not.

I fucked my girlfriend while learning about justnowism so I could become one of the chosen ones.

by kpcofgss September 27, 2009

Jason

A kind young man that would never hurt anyone intenially, also very attractive and unique. He is one of the best guys you will ever date and always understanding.

Jason is a very kind man.

by the truth_1234567 January 8, 2016

Jumonju

A noun meaning: a person who is currently or has recently been attacked anally by a leopard.

Holy crap that is one scrawny Jumonju!

by Ninjitsu Monk April 27, 2009

Jason yu

Specializes in New Construction, Condominiums, Investments, Luxury Homes and Property Management.

That guy is a Jason Yu!

by YoMudda November 4, 2013

Jason Rig

To fix a complex problem, whether it’s coding or “streets” related, with a finesse that is not restricted by the cookie-cutter limitations of a college education.

Hey bro! Did you fix that problem? Nah man, I did better than fix it, I Jason Rigged it!

by kanonymousg September 14, 2016

jason allen

An awesome person that's sexy and handsome he's a good friend to girls and a loyal friend to his guy friends Jason allens are very smart and have a lot of friends also may have a sister and lots of black and other race friends that are awesome to hang around

Jason Allen is a great friend

by Dabgod32 April 20, 2017

Jason

Jason is the best person you will ever meet he is sweet and kind

Kendra:I Love u so much! Jason is the best person ever!

by A persons name12 August 22, 2017