Jonny Christie

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things

Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie

by Unidentified great object June 13, 2022

Jonny

Jonny:a smelly cunt from kildare,jonny is overweight and smells worse than slurry,he has greasy hair and is uncomfortable to be around.

Guy1:Jesus what’s that smelly
Guy2:oh look it’s jonny
Guy1:ah I was wondering what that smell was

by Crow 1234 February 20, 2019

Jonnying

Back-alley, In-the-skip style of sex. Often used as a lighter, funnier way of joking about gang-rape. When said in a deep throaty voice can give the perfect impression of a randy tramp.

Example 1.
Dirty Mike: "Oi, Unclean Pete, getcho ass over here. I see a young man in need of a good ol' Jonnying. Cover me boys, Ima goin' in!"

Example 2.
Wife: Are you okay sweetheart?"
Husband: Well, they sure gave me a roight Jonnying!"
(Laugh Comically)

by KingSnotty April 14, 2011

Jonny Mort

The ruler of the motherfucking kinder gems and has a true passion for the queen (cherokee).

Jonny Mort will rule da' world!

by M45H December 22, 2018

Jonny

A guy that takes no shit off anyone and is not afraid to stand up for himself. He is also very sexy and sometimes just irresistible. The funniest guy you will ever meet and can make you can literally when ever he wants. Streetwise and smart. He is the ultimate alpha male

Jonny is just the that guy you wanna be

by Cozo12 November 6, 2018

Bobby Wobby Wlobby Robby Ronny Jonny Gonny Tonny Fronny Tarantonny the Fourthonny

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Hey, is that Bobby Wobby Wlobby Robby Ronny Jonny Gonny Tonny Fronny Tarantonny the Fourthonny???

by Cervus91 August 3, 2024

Jonny

The short version of "Jonathan".
Mostly used to describe black people who like to eat "fufu".

Men, this dude is a real Jonny.

He is always trying to steal my fufu.

by Helloitisdima May 6, 2018