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Jock

A jock is someone who is very athletic and doesn't care about others. I don't recommend being a jock.

The jockyest names are : Andrew, Nate, Drew, Jonis, Harry, Allen
That man is such a jock.
Oh, don't be a jock.
by No one will probably see this January 31, 2020
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Computer Jockey

Anyone that uses a computer for their job or is overly zealous in their personal use of said computer.
All the computer jockeys in the building need to log off of the server.
by mark3237 October 15, 2010
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slop jockey

The person (dirty nail, snot hanging out of nose) who serves in a slop shop or fast food franchise
by paul February 26, 2005
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swagger jockey

1. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions that have often gone overlooked.

2. Is a person who brings and represents swag for an audience.

3. A designer, promoter, or follower of the latest fashions
Person 1: This concert is going to be amazing tonight!!!

Person 2: For sure, don't forget to hit up the swagger jockey... So you can keep your swag game up.
by 2buck August 18, 2011
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jocks

Plural of jock. US slang for the thick-but-amiable athletic types that always do well socially.
by Linton November 6, 2003
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nob jockey

a penis rider(you like to have sexual intercourse with men)
by Meli_Bug April 18, 2007
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jocks

(UK)
jocks, waste their time thinking that they will someday be a professional footballer without actually bothering to try in games or anywhere off the school team.

they are big headed, arrogant and often chavy. they only hang around with other jocks and chavs. they pick on the younger years in school (such as year sevens and year eights). they tend to be year 10s or 11s and think they rule high school (middle school for USA) (wake up call they don't)! they walk around getting in peoples way and ignoring them, making it very difficult to get through the hall ways! they are often late for form as they have been hanging around on the school field not necessarily playing sport. they only date cheerleaders or plastics.

they wear chavy clothes or school colors and can be like the chavs violent.
music wise they tend to like pop music and rap and cannot imagine a time past 2005 producing any good music and therefor banishing good bands from there play lists from as early as the year 2000

jocks tend not to aspire to anything after high school and tend to work in a department store or more likely in the local corner shop because the small amount a physical talent they had was wasted with not enough practise and they were relying on that talent to get a good job so have not bothered with their school work so it would be better to just stay away from them!
teacher: who wants to aspire to anything in later life

*most put their hands up*

teacher: OK then, who does not know what aspire means

*jocks put their hands up and then go back to texting*
by spethy1 July 13, 2010
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