Jonah-pilled

When someone sees the current state of society and wishes that it be torn to shreds.

This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.

"Yeah, Mike hates what America has become- and understandably so. He goes as far as to say that America is worse than Berlin in the early 1930s and even ancient Sodom and Gomorrah. He often says, 'We get what we deserve!' I would be hard-pressed to find someone more 'Jonah-pilled' than he is."

by schizo.lounge August 17, 2023

Skinny Jonah

A type of boner; a needle dick

Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..

Kevin tried to stab me with his Skinny Jonah.

by Lameooooo August 7, 2014

M Joncé

M Joncé is a rapper. She loves to rap, and she loves to dance. M Joncé is a cool girl. She slays 24/7. She is very popular.

Random guy: who is that?

Random girl: Man U missing out! That's My gurl M Joncé

by M Joncé January 20, 2018

Uncle Jonh

It's a swaggy person that likes Gonta Gokuhara and Bananas I guess

Person 1:Did you hear that Uncle Jonh became an admin?
Person 2:No I didn't!Good for him!

by Gonta Appreciator *screams* March 31, 2021

Dirty jochen

When someone jerks off in class and rubs the semen on their crush

Wow she just did a dirty jochen. I want to be like her

by Mystc... September 4, 2021

National Jonah Hill Day

March 25 being National Jonah Hill Day the day that Kanye West officially started liking Jewish people again after rewatching hit movie “21 jump street” starring Jonah Hill

You wanna go watch 21 jump street since it’s National Jonah Hill Day

by BTfGer March 25, 2023

Jochi

verb (ho-chee, ho-chee-ing, ho-cheed)

1. defecating loudly and explosively (with the power of niagara falls) that people many rooms away can hear it.
2. waddling with a hunched posture with shirt tucked into sweatpants (worn up to the bellybutton).
3. to destroy or own (in reference to definition 1), as in a test or video game.

1. oh god, he's jochi-ing in there right now... no one use that stall for the next day.
2. his stomach hurt so badly that he jochi'd as quickly as he could to the bathroom to jochi all over the place.
3. i just jochi'd all over that test.

by jochpoch October 16, 2012