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Jonah-pilled

When someone sees the current state of society and wishes that it be torn to shreds.

This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.
"Yeah, Mike hates what America has become- and understandably so. He goes as far as to say that America is worse than Berlin in the early 1930s and even ancient Sodom and Gomorrah. He often says, 'We get what we deserve!' I would be hard-pressed to find someone more 'Jonah-pilled' than he is."
by schizo.lounge August 17, 2023
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Skinny Jonah

A type of boner; a needle dick

Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..
Kevin tried to stab me with his Skinny Jonah.
by Lameooooo August 7, 2014
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Winking Jona

Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!
Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!
by samxmonster May 20, 2016
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da'jona

Da'jona - cute but also mean get on her bad side she gets like a animal she's crazy and also thick
She looks like a Da'jona
by Stevencurry January 14, 2017
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De'jona

De'jona is someone who is really funny and confrontational. Sticks up for her friends no matter if she's having a bad day or not. She is also very pretty.
See De'jona? Yeah, she could beat a bitch up.
by GreatAuntPetunia October 19, 2020
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National Jonah Hill Day

March 25 being National Jonah Hill Day the day that Kanye West officially started liking Jewish people again after rewatching hit movie “21 jump street” starring Jonah Hill
You wanna go watch 21 jump street since it’s National Jonah Hill Day
by BTfGer March 25, 2023
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Jenae

Jenae means blonde sexy girl, and also the sex demon duh. Shes beautiful, funny, awesome and very very very serious sometimes. She always likes to say "CHILL" when your annoying her and hates kissing in public. She loves making out and also loves to ride horses.
Oh boy I made out with a jenae last night and it was amazing
by Jenaes BF June 27, 2017
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