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laura johnson

The best girl you will ever meet. She always has your back and will hold your heart in her hands. People will stab her in the back and hurt her but she won't care because if you can't be nice to people, you are irrelevant. Laura Johnson is a wonderful girlfriend who will fulfill all your needs. She is just an amazing human being and she deserves the best.
Girl#1: omg, who's that girl? She's gorgeous

Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend

Laura Johnson: smiles
by ItsHelloGuineaPig November 11, 2017
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brett johnson

person with a very large penis
by killa turkey145 May 19, 2016
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deena johnson

my fav fictional lesbian bc shes hot and brave (ily kiana )
person 1 :yo have you watched fear street?
person 2:yes
person 1: who is the hottest character?
person 2:deena Johnson ofc
by gayerthanu September 7, 2021
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pop johnson

Likes to make people pop, legendary shard sniper. One of the Feds most wanted according to him. Swangs and bangs in a white merc.
Example 1: If u need to know about pilos and Feds, call 'Pop Johnson'

Pop Johnson: "Have you ever bought an Apple TV,

Then your shit is got from the government. The CIA runs everything"
by 12cedarboy July 13, 2021
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lachlan johnson

you gotta invite lachlan johnson to the party
by dragonslayer101XD October 18, 2018
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Baillie Johnson

An unholy ass nigga who is everyone's daddy and will fuck your sister without hesitation.
Damn that nigga done fucked my sister. What a Baillie Johnson.
by dumbassboihosnap November 5, 2018
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