Johnson And Wales University

An ill party school in Providence Rhode Island most of the population at JW is rich kids usually from the new england area or long island. JW also has some of the hottest girls u will see in the north east
it also has a good business program and hospitality program lol

Yo lets go into providence and see what parties are going on at Johnson and wales university and get fucking trashed and laid

by JGMK December 3, 2006

Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson is an incredibly underrated person, not the Hawiian singer. Known from vine as "Jack and Jack" he is an uprising artist who is going to make it big one day.

Do you know who Jack Johnson is?
Nah you mean Jack Gilinsky.

by hellothereimnormal September 22, 2015

Gavin Johnson

1. To be the coolest or superior in any situation given.
2. To be extremely good-looking.

1. Look at him dance, he is so Gavin Johnson!
2. He is looking quite Gavin Johnson right now.

by The One March 8, 2005

johnson inch

The scale by which a man measures his dick. Johnson inches are less than an official inch. The range is anywhere between 1.5 to 2 johnson inches to each official inch.

Rob claims he has a nine inch dick, that's because he is measuring it by johnson inches.

by kajoe February 28, 2010

johnsons baby acid

Street name in Austin, Texas for the drug ecstasy.

You: Are you high? What are you on?
Him: Ecstasy Man.
Her: Johnsons Baby Acid?!? And you're ACTUALLY high?

by Crazy Legs 1966 November 18, 2017

Stonewall Johnson

The white knight incarnate; a person whose irrepressible compulsion to cockblock is the only salvation of womankind. If he isn't there to prevent it, women are powerless to defend themselves against the predatory motivations of all other members of his gender. Called so because of his astounding ability to block any cock currently known to man.

Bro: Dude, Alex is such a cockblock.
Brah: Yeah, he's a regular Stonewall Johnson.
Bro: Weird, I coulda sworn he got RB's all up in that shit.
Brah: Word.

by Burley May 1, 2009

Fajita Johnson

Overacting or, trying to hard to impress. Sometimes just overall idiocy

1: "Alright, move, move, move! We gotta win this one!
2: "Fine, jeez, u don't have to be such a Fajita Johnson"

by werty29991 December 21, 2014