Johnanthonymamrakjr

1: the worlds most amazing Father and best Friend.

2: the smartest man alive. a literal fountain of knowledge. he makes ehow.com look like it doesn't know anything.

3: strict skills in discipline and life lessons.

(*see example: C)

A: Having a father like Johnanthonymamrakjr is an honor and a blessing.

B: google knows "what you meant" to say be cause it asked Johnanthonymamrakjr

C: whether you're trying to break a bad habit or you're very ashamed of a stupid thing you did simply follow Johnanthonymamrakjr's Life Advice #138: Find a mirror. Look at your reflection and say to it, "You Asshole!"

by suzyskywalker June 10, 2011

Jonathan

A boy who loves making people laugh and happy and he is so sensitive and caring he will always love the girl of his dreams no matter what he will always be there for his friends but for all the people he makes happy he can not be happy without the girl of his dreams.

Look at that boy over there he is such a Jonathan and I love him

by Zombiebutcher210 May 16, 2015

Jonatan Bergström

Jonatan is 17 and president of Rasbo Kil KKK. They meet up at sunday afternoons when Jonatan usually bring fika and small boys he picked up from Uppsala Centralstation.
Jonatan is not a charismatic guy but kind of disgusting.

Oh run there is Jonatan Bergström.

by Isak Forsberg December 8, 2021

Jonathan Cook

The lead singer of ftsk. Very cool guy. I know him personally. I got a little pissed when I saw some of the negative crap posted on here about him, when those people really have no clue what they're talking about. First off, Jonathan is a GREAT christian and he makes that clear. He doesnt drink or do drugs of any sort either, which is pretty unheard of for a ROCKSTAR. He goes to church consistently and his actions reflect his good character. Second of all, to call him a pedophile is the most ignorant thing I've ever heard. I mean, seriously? I bet whoever posted that is a pedophile and is projecting or something. Third of all, he's a really smart guy and a good business man. He has a college degree and everything...he's not some garage band musician who just happened to make it big to avoid a life of being dirt poor. He can make it with or without his music. He is a big sports fan, and likes to hunt, etc. He would make an amazing politician...I dont think I know anyone who is a smoother talker than him. All in all, a great guy who puts out equally great music.

Hey look, its the singer of ftsk

Hey I ran into Jonathan Cook at church today!

Jonathan Cook is taller than you....

by the knowhow November 15, 2010

Jonathon

Super fucking amazing boodles right here. Love this man. Woowee! Sweet as h*ck, and I’m not just talking about his cheeks ;) 10/10 recommend getting your own man who is similar to Jonathon Bc mine is 10000/10000 the best of the best and no one can beat that. Would do anything for this bitch. I love this bitch. I ain’t ever gonna stop loving this bitch. Wowza, y’all just gotta deal w being jealous

What a sexy, certified sick cunt

Jonathon is Chelsee’s man and everyone would be smart to keep their distance.

by msboodles19 April 4, 2019

Jonathans

A posh name for a "Jondoms" or "Jonnies", widely known as condoms.

A guy walks into a pharmacy:

"Hello shopkeep, a pack of your finest Jonathans please."

by Tom O'Brien January 6, 2006

Jonathan

A very attractive sexy beast, who in fact is fat but still gets the ladies.

"Dude how could that fat-ass get that chick". He must be a jonathan.

by Mr.jroll April 3, 2008