Hobo Johnson

Best rap/poet I’ve heard in a long while.

Have you heard Hobo Johnson’s rap, Peach Scone

by Trashist May 24, 2018

Johnson County Kansas

The classy, highest scale county in Kansas climbing the top 25 Richest Counties in the country and home to the 4th richest city as judged by the US Census Bureau. Commonly refered to as the OC of the midwest. Otherwise known as the county to get to for selling Girl Scout cookies, candy bars or go trick-or-treating on Halloween. Aside from it's richest reigning in cities like Overland Park, Lenexa or Shawnee Mission. Johnson County also holds a few ordinary middle class burbs such as Roeland Park, Olathe and Desoto.

Sam and Meghann are so lucky to live in Johnson County Kansas. They must've gotten rich after graduation. I mean I don't know which is worse, Sheena and Sal living in Jackson County or us just moving to Wyandotte aka the DOTT!

by legendssoccer85 October 17, 2008

Bobby Johnson

A term used to describe a type of marijuanna normally called OG kush

"I got an optimo full of that Bobby Johnson. You wanna get faded?"

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

Johnson Sleeve

Is another word for a condom.

Hey stop at the store so i can pick up some johnson sleeves fo sho.

I was smuttin this bitch last night and my johnson sleeve broke.

by Joenig786 October 23, 2008

Johnson Beard

Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.

Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer

by Mr. handfart January 10, 2011

Johnson Drips

When a man pulls up his pants shortly after pissing and a bit of urine comes out.

Jenkins was in such a hurry he pulled up his pants as soon as he was done taking a leak; Johnson Drips ensued.

by itreb ekim December 3, 2014

Douche Johnson

A faggot with a small penis. And a douche.

Stop being a Douche Johnson.

by Mexican jumping bean April 6, 2015