jeffin'

the act of kissing ass or brown nosing in a persons face when in actuality you have ill feelings toward that person.

being really nice to your boss to get that new opening that you want but behind his back you talk shit about him.

you - "hey boss did you get a new hair cut it looks great"

your boss - "bitch, stop jeffin'"

by t-ryder January 27, 2009

jefferson

A jeffererson is one whos talents are neverendin beyond no otha, makes you want to stay around to see what else they can do that makes your heart melt even furtha. You may chose to give your heart to a tall, dark, captivating jefferson for life, regardless of what people may try to say about a jefferson.

Girl:I love that jefferson , his card tricks, skateboardin, ridin the bus and he has his headphones on , his smile, his eyes, his pancakes, his softness hes my home. mmm
Boy: i think he's a bleeep you should stay away from him
Girl: just ignores it

by dizylove March 7, 2010

Jeff Method

When a girl shows interest in you, and instead of responding you simply ignore her, and leave for another continent.

This girl I wasn't into was all over me, so I just used the Jeff Method and up and left for Europe.

by Laleph May 16, 2010

jeff gordon

The 2005 Daytona 500 winner and 4 time champion. He won 70 races, 3 Daytona 500's, and 4 Brickyard 400's. He has a lifetime contract with Hendrick Motorsports, meaning he's the best active driver out there today. People don't like him because his car has more value than their trailer home.

The best 3 alltime NASCAR Drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, and Jeff Gordon

by Joe C March 29, 2005

Jeffery

"pissworthy"
the one guy that always says "ewwwww ur so weird!!!"
-likes to piss in showers, pools, ect.
-a drug
(joke)

Bro, ur such a Jeffery, get away from me!

by eeeeeee123e12e134 March 2, 2022

Jeffa

Epic and infectious.

that is so jeffa.

by stylestar February 8, 2010

Jeff

the absolute best human being on the planet. there is no competition, he simply is best in every way possible.

Jeff is the best wow i wish i were his girlfriend

HAHA NOOB IM HIS GIRLFRIEND, IDK WHY HE LIKES ME SO MUCH SINCE HE IS PERFECT BUT HES MINE AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

by Cam-ingo April 8, 2021