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Too Big To Jail 

When a well connected industry, such as the banking and finance industry makes such huge political donations that they become impervious to criminal prosecution. They can be so well connected that they in effect pick the prosecutor, and Attorney General, Treasury Secretary that makes the case for saving the very criminals that almost destroyed the Country. In return for their donations and related criminal activities they get bailed out by the government and then take huge bonuses, without an arrest or prosecution. While the common and outraged citizens grass root organizers such as Occupy Wall Street protestors are arrested in mass, and brutalized.

Not to be confused with Not Too Small To Jail, which relates to the petty misinterpretations of the law that are used to harass and to falsely arrest innocent protesters.
How come those on Wall Street that almost destroyed the County on several level of magnitudes larger that Bin Laden, were Too Big To Jail. When those protesting the Wall Street criminal conspiracy were Not Too Small To Jail under false pretenses? Because Justice is Blind, when your gooning for the 1%.
Too Big To Jail by mlhiss January 23, 2013
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Go to Jail 

a phrase used to indicate anger towards a person, say that something is awesome, or to show your jealosy of someone else's achievment, or to show frustration of something totally terrible that just happened.
"Dude, you got an Aston Martin! Go to Jail!"
Who spilled Mountain Dew on my keyboard? Go to Jail."
Go to Jail by fifth third salsa November 11, 2010
Related Words

gay baby jail 

When you get softlocked in a place where you cannot die nor continue and it forces you to
A) Start a new game
or
B) Load an older save file
Dammit man i have been in gay baby jail in Saints Row IV just because the fucking Jyunichi fight does not start!

snail jail

where you go when you fuck up
"You're going to Snail Jail, buckaroo."
snail jail by mailksnail October 9, 2016

dirty jail 

Dirty jail: When you drop the soap bar in a prison shower then you butt get multiplied in size by 50 by a big dude.
Dirty jail is not fun.
dirty jail by SuperBigWilly February 14, 2023
Being on a strenuous diet, a term originally coined by accomplished MMA fighter Lucas Rosa
Man, I'm going to be in kale jail until I get my summer body back!

Refill Jail 

When you are drinking a group of people from the same bottle and you got to wait for them all to finish their glass before a refill.
Fiona drank too fast and she is waiting in refill jail!
Refill Jail by Fairymojo July 28, 2023