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Ivan Toney

A 25 year old footballer known as the best striker in the history of the EFL. Fresh from an extraordinary season, Toney is England’s expected number 9 for this summer’s European Championships, replacing serial bottler Harry Kane.
Ivan Toney was just unstoppable today
by KnowerOfBaII April 22, 2021
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Ivan

Has abs

Yes,

The hottest mf you’ll ever see 😩
He can play tennis with his balls and he lasts 9 hours in bed
He is sweeter than ass hair
And he is very precious and he will buy a deal for 2 at dominos for you
“He is such an Ivan!”
I want that Ivan to smack my ass like a drum
by Ivan is hot November 18, 2021
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Ivana

by Riba1111 December 17, 2021
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ivan

A asshole ex bf your stuck on but hes such a manwhore he makes you feel special then randomly just cuts you off and he talks to thousands of girls but hes just so damn fine that you dont care cuz u want him bad in every kind of way you think ivan could possibly like you well your wrong he just wants to use you after ignoring u for a month he talks to you again but it never last with him you would think he cared just a little bit but nahh he dont he always cancels on you and. I thought i was the perfect girl in a non perfect way but im just shit to him but yet i still love him whats wrong with me hes a ivan
Ivan think he found a new bitch he think he found a new bitch she aint no new bitch she a used bitch and she aint got nothing on me
by your hoe that loves you January 1, 2015
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Angry Ivan

After having sex with your partner, (preferably missionary with you on top), you get off of your partner and into the sitting position in between their legs, and you kick them as hard as possible in the genitals.
After I got done dropping a load in Jessica, She looked at me wrong, so I gave her the Angry Ivan.
by El Josh December 20, 2004
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Ivan

A Russian inmate who is accustomed to raping other male prisoners in the shower.
"The new guy isn't doing too well. He got 15 stitches in the bum after he got Ivan-ed in the shower last night."
by Frank Sandpaper February 4, 2010
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ivaniel

An ugly short guy who get morning wood and get wet when aroused
That guy is so ivaniel...
by ajajsjn an zjxnzjs December 12, 2013
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