jazza-itis

the cure for charlee-itis.

im very sorry Charlee Tingate, you have charlee-itis and the only way to cure you is to infect you with jazza-itis.

by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018

Old-Mind-Itis

What happens when you forget things or things start to slip your mind as you get older

"That Marisela, she's really starting to come down with Old-Mind-Itis

by Ha ha jokes on you February 7, 2020

Superb-ity

Meaning me BT. Goes by Missy, identifies as superb, answers to Super-bity,

I am superb, I am Beattie. (aka-BT)
Superb-BT.
/Superb-ity./

I never noticed how superb Superb-ity was until her superbly, superb, superb-ity displayed itself in such a superbulous way of superb-ity.

by Superb-ity April 5, 2022

Telephone itis

: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.

When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.

by Jenyrose October 23, 2022

Real-Nigga-itis

When you know that you are that nigga and no one can prove you different. It’s very contagious and should only be spreaded to thoose who really deserve it. POINT. BLANK. PERIOD.

“Sorry i can’t share my drink i got real-nigga-itis.”

by lil baby p April 7, 2019

Ity bity

Ity bity, a fun way to say small

Person 1: Aww that kitten is so ity bity 🥰

Person 2: I know right 😍🥰

by Skylordhavemercy June 4, 2021

read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 5, 2008