Italian briefcase

A large paper shopping bag.

Smithers showed up for work carrying his office supplies in an Italian briefcase.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

fake italian

1. a person who is not born in Italy or its family but trying to act like Italian
2. Adam Bucci

Marco's brother, Adam Bucci is a fake italian

by Hojin March 1, 2003

italian lighting

When one sets fire to his/her property to collect the insurance money.

Person 1---Holy shit..did you see that fire?

Person 2--Yeah it looks like it was hit with some italian lighting.

by lil' puppet June 7, 2007

italian stallion

A hot italian built man.

I saw this Italian Stallion the other day running on the sidewalk.

by italianstallionlove February 11, 2010

Italian Sausage

The penis of an Italian man or an American man of Italian ancestry. An Italian Sausage is the literal man meat of those men with Italian blood, whose penis is most often very thick and hairy but noT nescecarily long as thickness has to do with the sausage. Italian men have a large sexual appetite that's in our genes, and we put the gift of our race to good use. The thickness of our sausages feels amazing when being pumped through pussy or ass.

Nico Tortorella probably has a thick, Italian Sausage.

by NickNicky576 July 11, 2011

italian

Italian people are just people from italy or people with italian heritage. they dont eat domino pizza, wear fat gold chains, talk wiv stupid voices, play accordians or work for d mafia. all you stupid ppl out there hu pretend to be italian gangsters should choke on that fako crap you call pizza. and to all you stupid racist bitches who say that they're all mafioso, greasy patriotic twats, just take a look around a second. everyone has a right to be proud of they're country, especially italy, who got alot to be proud of. so fuck u haters. get a life. specially dat moosh guy.

Wannabe Italian: Shuta your face, or i get my papa to fuck you up, he in da mafia, u kno, he a big boss, ye?

Real Italian: stow it fatty.

Racist: YOUR ALL WOPS! MWAHAHAHA!

Real italian: Fuck you.

Wannabe italian: yeah!!! you kno my papa, he fuck u up....

Real Italian: no, really, shut up.

by _~*Jewels*~_ May 27, 2006

Italian Smokehouse Syndrome

when you can't stand the smell of your own putrid farts and you are in an enclosed room and you are also afraid someone is going to walk in and catch you bathing in your own fart orgy

After lunch today I had an Italian smokehouse syndrome thing going on. Thank God the new hot intern didn't walk in. He is so cute!

by grosstony May 5, 2009