Sidewalk Chalk Shake

Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.

Sis you should come with us next time I help us make sidewalk chalk shakes, cunt.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019

magic chalk

A chunk of calcium carbonate with marijuana in the mix. Found in a cave on a land mass in the world known commonly as the chalk zone. The first known person to ever hold this stuff is Rudy Tabootie, who ordered marijuana chalk, and now thinks that he is a boy going on adventures in a chalk board with his imaginary friend who is, ironically, named snap. He does stupid things in his imagination with and sometimes thinks of a girl named penny sanchez who looks like a character from

The obscure show "cyber chase" and needs to get over his marijuana issues.

Still think it's no big deal?
Rudy, you have to draw something!
AND of course, magic chalk

by Baxterdam September 27, 2017

chalk

the most amazing, coolest, and realest person EVER!1!1! has a cat names elise and exists in all dimensions across the multiverse! when there is chalk there is an elise.

is that chalk?! i saw her in one of the dimensions i visited once!

you mean the cool person chalk? yea, she was with her equally as cool cat, elise!

by chalkdusts February 3, 2024

Chalked shyt

Past girl you messed with or talked to or dated

Branson: Yo ayo I was at HHC and i was thinking of chalked shyt
Ayo: Yeah bro good thing you cut that off 😂

by buhransonXayothebeast July 31, 2025

Chalk it

Essentially to give up and call it quits. Fits best when the overall tone of the conversation is one of defeat or gloom.

Eddie: Listen man, we've been playing this game for the past 2 hours and we still can't get a win. I think it's time we chalk it.

Luis: Nah man, we can't get off without a win.

by El Bichota August 26, 2023