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winter skill issue

Winter skill issue is the phenomenon in which a person's performance in a video game is significantly worse during winter and its surrounding months, or even just cold weather in general. The causes for winter skill issue could be anything from cold hands making it more difficult to aim in a shooter game or just general discomfort in cold weather translating to worse performance.

Derived from winter + skill issue.
I dropped to Bronze 2 in VALORANT today because of winter skill issue.

I used to be #375 in OCE in April, but now I am #562 and it's July. Bloody winter skill issue.
by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast June 21, 2023
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shower issue

A shower issue is the person, thing, event, problem, etc. which you ponder hardly on while taking a shower.
"When I was in the shower this morning I couldn't stop thinking about that loner kid who came in at work last night and ordered 15 pizzas. What was he up to? ... It was so my shower issue today, dude."
by Jaidte January 26, 2009
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Skill issue

When you suck completely at something, and your friends calls you out on it
Guy 1: I just can't clear this level
Guy 2: Sounds like a skill issue to me
by d3av2id1 December 31, 2020
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I'm sure you already know what this term means, maybe even from experience. If not, it is the Safety Pinned Patches on Overwhelmingly Dark Clothing look, also called emo or goth, but usually lacks originality. This doesn't make a person bad or stupid, but their energy would be better spent distinguishing themselves through some remarkable contribution rather than just violating popular conventions with an attitude.
S.I.N.C. "Why Bother?"

Me: "Why not?"
by Garrrr! February 5, 2005
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issue validator

An organization viewed by the public as authoritative on a particular issue, which provides cover to elected officials for a controversial decision on that issue. In plutocracies such as the United States, in which the boundaries of acceptable political discourse are very limited, the issue validator often serves the additional role of helping to marginalize more populist views. The issue validator typically has an unrecognized conflict of interest which can be anything, though it is most often financial or political. Note that this term should be used with extreme caution, as the user will be instantly revealed as a non-supporter of the plutocracy.
In the following dialog the Fraternal Order of Really Old People is the issue validator:

"Hey Bob! Did you hear about the plan to give every old person a pony?"
"I dunno Andy. I heard that it'll cost a lot and some really old people don't want a pony."
"Nah, Bob. The Fraternal Order of Really Old People supports this plan."
"Well, Andy, if FOROP supports it then I feel better. But wait a second, didn't I read somewhere FOROP has a side-business selling ponies?"
"Nah, Bob. They only license their logo to the finest pony growers. It's totally different."
"Thanks, Andy. Sounds like I got some bad information from a disgruntled blogger."
by brmull December 25, 2011
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First Issue

Semen

A male's first discharge of jizz by way of any sexual act
We are so proud, Sandeep produced his first issue at scout camp this weekend
by Mr Mong November 25, 2004
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skull issue

An issue that happens to be a stupid issue, so you wouldn't say that it would simply just be a difference in skill but also it would be just a downright stupid thing to do in general. Usually paired with the skull emoji.
Step-Sister: "Help bro I'm stuck"

Sigma male Step-Bro: "Honestly just a skull issue stepsis"
by That1RandomDude April 19, 2022
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