InstaGay

Jon + pink rubber dildo + camera

We'll get some InstaGay shots at the next chubrock outing if jon comes.

by TimilDeeps February 28, 2004

Instagram

A photo sharing app which is a lame way of becoming popular that people use to take vein and stupid selfies. People who use Instagram tend to become addicted and eventually there whole life becomes consumed by it. People who have it are often referred to as Instatwats and will do whatever it takes to get more followers than all their friends

A: Hey I just got Instagram did you see my latest post
B: Yeah, you finally become one of the Kool Kids.

by Fishd June 27, 2014

Instagram

An app for iPhone and android where one can post a picture and get likes and people can comment on the picture.

Julia: Hey Caroline, go like my Instagram picture!!
Caroline: I already did and I commented

by turnersmith April 12, 2015

instance

An instance is a place where people go to waste they're lives in an endless circlejerk surrounded by retards. If you really enjoy them you probably hate yourself. If you have not started already then don't. It is an endless pit of pain and regret. Your family will hate you, you will never get a girlfriend and you will probably loose your job.

D00d : Get on warcraft, we are raiding the instance BWL and have been wiping for the last 5 hours.

D00d2 : No.

by FartyBlarty October 3, 2006

Instagram

An app that people use to post pics, comment on pics, like pics, follow people, get followed, and so on.

OMG! @_queen_of_the_narwhals_ has a great INSTAGRAM account! you should follow her! (don't stalk her)

by _NARWHALZ_ February 2, 2015

instagram fit girl

Girl that gets dressed up for an Instagram picture that makes it look like she worked out but really didn't do anything.

Instagram fit girl No gains doesn't lift fake lifter

by RommRomanov December 31, 2015

instacisive

Instacisive. Verb. The act, usually of a white female teenager of posting a picture to Instagram and then taking it down when it does not recieve at least 1like per minute. Stems from Instagram and indecisive

Carly's being so instacisive, she's reported a pic three times today, ugh, totally not giving her a like.

by Worried white male December 26, 2013