STOMACH SHIT

A stomach shit is when you feel a ball of shit so prominent in your stomach. You feel a shitball in your gut. Depending on the tier of the shit is how much pain you will endure. If your shit comes out fast and watery, it’s almost desirable. But when you have a shit that’s hard to push out, it hurts like a bitch.

Bestie 1: Broooo I have a stomach shit
Bestie 2: Aw, I’m sorry to hear that. What’s the shit tier?
Bestie 1: I think it’s tier 1.
Bestie 2: OMG GIRLY SHARE SOME 😍😍😍

by shizter October 1, 2022

stomach gettin on fat fat

When yo think yo ass is fine but you really gainin weight like a fucking freight train.

Friend 1: You needa find you a man!
Friend 2: Girl, I can't. I know I'm fine but damn!
Friend 1: You betta find you a man that likes you for you cause yo stomach gettin on fat fat.

by pseudonym1100098 June 3, 2017

Stomach Waffle

An artisan cum drop on the stomach

‘That was a huge stomach waffle’

by AshaMagnifico August 29, 2021

Stoner Stomach

The ill Stomach sensation after mixing foods while satisfying the munchies.

I believe i have Stoner Stomach from the Sushi, Strawberry milk, and Tapioca pudding not getting along Damn munchies.

by Lb Vsqz September 20, 2014

ghetto stomach pump

the act of stabbing a person in the stomach then fucking it

jesse: ow my stomach my stomch hurts
kris: let me give you a ghetto stomach pump then after i will fuck your ass with my hairy penis

by asdf1347 July 9, 2011

bitch stomach

A rare condition, in which the sufferer wretches/gags at innocuous stimuli unseen in other humans, making them unique by default

Also see: person who isn’t upper middle class enough to prescribe dietary requirements to every stranger, acquaintance and family member but still has random stomach irritation as a source of conversation

It was going so well until i said I didn’t agree with Stalinism, then she suddenly had bitch stomach

by FeelMyZest January 29, 2024

Crocodile Stomach

A human stomach that can eat alot of foods other people cant.

Her: How can you drink raw eggs?
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.

by SkoegangstQQpid January 16, 2023