Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.

I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.

by Chett2tees October 21, 2017

Hick-thick

Noun- A male or female-like individual resembling one with a solid muscular base without definition and tone; one with duck dynasty qualities.

Houston Astros catcher, Evan Gattis, is Hick-thick. He could swing a log then whittle it into something useful.

by FlyerDave October 21, 2017

Nice Thick

Just the right amount of thickness

She's nice thick.

by twitching meds January 18, 2018

thick blonde

A woman who has a thick ass and probably boobs as well

Daaaamn dude, you see that thick blonde over there?

by alwallace January 26, 2018

Painfully Thick

So thick, it be causing PAIN from all the weight it put on the person.

She had said she was Painfully Thick, but what she had meant was, she had been on my 600lb Life Season 2!!!

by DNAGuy October 27, 2021

thick forehead

then the eyebrows on your forehead look like a swollen vaginal area that has not been shaved. it is a deformity that causes your head to look like a swollen grape fruit that has been ejaculated into. you often think of these people as mentally not stable.
the condition causes interruptions in the brain leading to acts of theft of motor cars as well as non stop online gaming.

look at that, he has a thick forehead

by Keith24 January 20, 2019

Thick Butter

Melting a stick of butter cumming the in the butter freezing it then shoving it up someone’s ass

Man 1:Dude I did a thick butter with my girl last night

Man 2: Dude wtf is wrong with you see a therapist

by OpieLove January 16, 2023